Ahh Yes, another Bachelor is about to enter the realm of the Wedded and receive his green jacket. And as Koko noted, the Team sent him off in a successful bachelor party weekend where nobody managed to violate any of the Lady Kai’s Rules like if you do anything insanely stupid, like get a tattoo, make out with another woman or marry someone else in a drunken haze, I'm gonna chop your balls off and watch you bleed to death" rules of conduct.

We did incur our First “Monetary Fine” after Richard was doing his best Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka impression at the Hard Rock and busted a hole 6 feet wide in the wall but looking back the team is just glad that is all that got broken….if you think about it the last guy you would want to see flying through the air in a small hotel room with 13 guys in it would be Richard.

Also, as Koko noted the team is learning how to travel in large packs much better. We have come a long way since the Vegas Experience. And here is some other things the group learned at Mikey’s Bachelor party weekend.

-Our Uniforms are quite deceiving as once we hit the beach and our shirts came off I realized the Cobra Kai are not very handsome dudes………and we ALL have some variation of a beer gut

-We all need Colonics

-We have now perfected the 13 man shower in one house in under one hour….without having to share a shower…..I think.

-We need to simply develop a muzzle for Sully.

-Who’s a Douchebag? A bunch of loud and obnoxious Basketball fans watching the Magic Vs Celtics playoffs at a Family restaurant after 89 pitchers of beers.

-You know your old, when the guy that comes over to talk smack to your table ends up being friends with you….that’s right Ryan..AKA”I’m going to punch this guy out”….I mean I am going to buy him a shot and hit on his girlfriend and then hug him goodbye.

-Juan is ready to fight…..even a women…. if he thinks they are calling him a “Manatee”….(Editors note…there actually was a Manatee in the Ocean the old lady was pointing at)

-We should buy a leash for Neil anytime we are within 500 yards of any type of gambling establishment…….We eclipsed our old Over of 786 times asking “Where is Neil?”. When each and every one of us knew there was only 1 of 2 places he could be….(The Bathroom and the Casino)

-Amazingly, it is humanely possible to drink yourself sober after you eclipse the 45 beer mark in one day. However, to accomplish this you had to come close to that same mark the night before.

-I feel like we are always in a hurry to go Nowhere?

-Koko has a hidden superpower. Once when we were weaving in and out of traffic on one of our countless journeys back to the beachside we encountered a traffic jam leading up to the SunPass Line. At this point Koko rode the wave of momentum in the Righthand “Change Provided” Lane against logic and the vote of the backseat drivers. He unprcedentedely passed 50 cars in the right lane and then at the last minute swerved back over 2 full lanes to the bewilderment of every single onlooker back into the Sunpass lane at the only moment he could to fly right through the toll. Some Father pointed out his maneuver and told his son…one day you will accomplish something that great.

-The Hard Rock uses water in their world famous Oatmeal much to the dismay of Scotty.

-Regs simply has a deep rooted hatred for any type of Taxi/Shuttle driver that I am convinced has some great story behind it. Our apologies to Sayid for Regs untrusting nature.

-“Poison” by Alice Cooper is one of the THE Greatest Intro Songs for gentlemanly establishments I can think of.

-It takes exactly 3 days to recover from a weekend like that both mentally and physically.

-It’s the Simple things that really delight us. We threw around cash like it was Monopoly money all weekend but the moment we got Free parking at the Rays game it seemed to be the pinnacle of the entire weekend.

Onward and Upward my Friends!