After reading the weekend review posted by Keith, I realized that I too learned a few things on my summer vacation –
After spending at least 3 months establishing the “Lady Kai rules of appropriate behavior” with the bachelor up to bat… I was finally ready to relax and embark on what was sure to be an outstanding weekend with the ladies! This being the last of the bachelorette parties, we have not only mastered the art of celebration, but learned how to pace ourselves so as not to “blow our load” on the first night!
Here’s what I learned:
- A hotel will bend over backwards to accommodate the Lady Kai’s – all you have to do is ask!
- Raspberry Lemonade and Vodka is a perfect poolside beverage and stores nicely in a Vitamin Water bottle.
- Liz has a superpower of her own – controlling the universe! And it’s a good thing; otherwise we would probably end up like the guys, in a hurry to go nowhere!
- A feather Boa really completes any outfit!
On a side note, a feather boa in public will make random guys do anything you ask, including but not limited to the following: letting you write on them with a permanent marker, buying drinks, and on occasion – handing over their underwear should we dare to ask! (gross!)
- Even with the removal of our Lady Kai attire, we STILL LOOK FABULOUS!
- Meritza has a wild side! (it might have been the boa that put her over the edge!)
- Penis paraphernalia never gets old! And they make great pool floaties too!
- 6 girls can simultaneously shower, do their hair and make-up, swap clothes and gossip in a tiny hotel bathroom without a bit of stress or drama
- We all need Colonics
- Allison simply can NOT keep a secret to save her life!
- Male strippers should wear better shoes!
- The husbands gossip as much as the wives do
- It’s the simple things that really delight us too… chocolate covered strawberries at 3am, a pedicure and 4 hours at the spa hanging out in our robes and enjoying the steam room!
Lastly, and most importantly – I learned how lucky we all are to have each other! Thanks to our friends for yet another amazing weekend! See ya in Beantown, Boys!





4 comments:
I'm sorry but I lost all train of thought after, "6 girls can simultaneously shower."
I KNEW IT!!!!
Koko, I had the same double take. Scott may not like to hear that Meritza has a wild side since he wasn't allowed to show his.
Ha...Ha..Great Recap Jenny. I love the difference....Their Hotel bends over backwards for them while ours charges us Extra.
And You made a fantastic Point at the end. Well done.
It's so true about the penis parafanilia- so much fun and it's amazing how much the balls can support us while floating in the pool :) It was an amazing weekend with amazing friends!!!!
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