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Okay first of all I had to come up with a name for this great plan. Something new, original, creative. A name that stands out and says "HOPE"! I call it...............
THE FINAL SOLUTION! I know I know, genius! (Its never been used for anything else right?)
This new health care reform will be simple and cost effective, revolutionizing Health Care!
First off: We euthanize everyone over 65. A large % of the population are baby boomers and these are the people sucking all the money, social security, and resources. This will be a big expense at first but it pays for itself over the long haul. Long lines at the doctors office, good bye!
Second: If you believe in god and go to church/synagogue/mosque regulary (and I mean both religious nuts and moderates) and if everything happens for a reason and its all in gods plan, then don't play god by going to a doctor to get it fixed! You get a new and "FREE" thats right "FREE" health care! It works like this. You get sick.....you pray to god to make you better! (so all you right wingers can save tons of money to now spend in gay glory holes and truck stop restrooms. (tap tap)
Third: If you were born in Boston, you get free health care as well! Some might see it as being used for testing of new drugs and medical procedures, lab rats, etc. but screw them. You get to be the first to try all the new stuff! So what if it's not tested and the side effects aren't known yet, NEW FREE STUFF!
Last: Legalize pot. Bam! Recession over, debt payed for, health care reformed, everyone is happy, YOUR WELCOME!
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brilliant!! I am surprised I didn't think of it.
Hey Goat boy I thought you were the kid with the silly top 10 lists?? Kill old people and legalize the funny stuff?? I think you've consumed one too many protein shakes or whatever you homos call that shit now. I was actually waiting for the new Goatboy list of top ten New York athletes you wanna have penetrate you. Lemme guess the list would be 10. Don Mattingly
9. Patrick Ewing
8. Lawrence Taylor
7. Phil Simms
6. John Starks
5. Eli Manning
4. Joe Torre
and Derek Jeter the last three times??
Kill old people?? Come on dude I love old people
I'm surprised you can count up that high! No way joe torre makes that list. I hate old people. I have a new list (Top 5 by the way) but little Stalin won't put it up! Lemme? Is that how they teach you english up in beantown? PAAAAAAAAAAAK THE CAAAAAAAAAA! Erra
I can't put up the list because you only gave me 3 out of 5, dick knuckle.
Give me the last 2 and I'll put it up. I told you I have to fill the template. I'm not making a new template because you can't fulfill your own list.
Goat??? Your better than this? Aren't you?????
No Keith, he's much much worse.
To prove how gangsta I am, look at the link.
http://www.jsonline.com/news/waukesha/50890077.html
This guy was my best friend in grade school. No lie. This is what the mean streets of south-central Brookfield Wisconsin can do to you.
so just put what ever on the other two to fill the fucking template, how hard is that?
I guess it's just as hard as picking 5 things for a TOP 5 list.
Funny stuff!
this is why nobody likes you!
I'm telling mom!
Go ahead and tell her, just make sure your list of things to say doesn't exceede three or you may shit your pants.
Why don't you Kokonuts just make it a Top 3 List? Regs, your boy is nuts! Who are the other two people that were arrested also?
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