7/21/2009 10:04:00 AM

The G.O.A.T. 5 - LP '09 Draft

Posted by Koko



A new Lombardi's Party G.O.A.T. 5 has been posted for your reading pleasure.

29 comments:

theJUANdiggler said...

No. 6 , I piss on Koko's computer.
Looooong leeeeeeeeeeev tha UUUUUUUUUUUUUU drafteeengs !
AHORRA LE PENDEHOS !

Koko said...

You people love vowels.

theJUANdiggler said...

Side note , have you seen Sloan on Entourage lately ?
FIRE , FIRE , FIRE !
She needs to be added to top 5 status !

theJUANdiggler said...

You people need athletes in sports.

theJUANdiggler said...

Your best one is a Red Sock

theJUANdiggler said...

Ill post again

Koko said...

Why would we need athletes in sports when we are their agents, lawyers, doctors, coaches, commissioners, GM's and owners?

You brown people can hit and run, we'll make sure people pay to see it.

theJUANdiggler said...

ha
But most doctors are indian , arab , or spanish and most coaches are former players.
But yeah those jew bastads do own the leauges.
I go heeet ball know senior koko , boom boom .

Anonymous said...

Sloan is definetly top 5 I forgot about her when making the list.

Koko said...

Not the good ones.

And here's a list of some of the coaches:

Red Auerbach
Larry Brown
Red Holzman
Marv Levy

Not to shabby. Also remember before Phelps there was Mark Spitz.

Anonymous said...

I think its clear Jews are a superior race, I mean why else does everyone want to wipe us off the face of the earth? Ryan Braun's a jew, he was an allstar.

Regs said...

You guys can say whatever you want about what you own or control, but there has only been one nationality that has almost taken over the World in the last hundred years. Eat that.

Koko said...

The key word there is "almost." And who were the main target of those that tried to take over the world? Step 1: Take Out the Jews.

However I think that is now also step one on the Betty Crocker brownie box. What that has to do with baking brownines I'll never know. Crocker is a cunt!

Anonymous said...

look at the ingredients on the box. The first one is JEWS!

Regs said...

From the videos I have seen, it didn't really look like they were putting up much of a fight.
I'm pretty sure it wasn't the Jews' superior fighting skills that ended WW II.

Regs said...

Good point though, G.o.a.t about the Hebrew Hammer (Ryan Braun)

Koko said...

No Regs it wasn't the Jews superior fighting skills that ended WWII, you're correct.

It was one Jew's brain. Ever hear of a guy named Einstein?

Regs said...

I know. I was just starting an argument. 3 of my 4 grandparents fought against the Germans.

Anonymous said...

really the japanese should hate the jews shouldn't they? I mean there eyes were perfectly round until the bomb hit! ahahahahahah!

Rich said...

You forgot to mention I will have porn on my computer.

Unknown said...

Number 7 on that list is someone is gonna eat goat boys glutton free pizza!! He was fuckin' ticked last year i thought his head was gonna explode

Koko said...

Oh yeah I forgot about that. Well this year I'm getting the Wheat crust too, not just because it's healthy, but I actually think it tastes better. Papa Johns rules! As far as fast food pizza goes.

Keith G. said...

Great call GOAT.

Don't forget to add that we will all get wasted why the GOAT sits back and drinks his Vitamin enhanced water and power bars and laughs at us. And then by the 3rd round we start drafting guys with broken arms and QB's that won't even make an NFL roster while he picks up pro bowlers.

And Rich will say SNARF SNARF bithces after he pounds a beer.

I think we should make it a rule that after every QB taken the draftee needs to slam a beer.

Koko said...

Oh nice Keith, incorporate a drinking game. You are a pioneer my friend.

Absolutely, after a QB you must slam a beer and after your 3rd RB you must take a shot. We can make up some more rules on Friday.

I'm excited about this. Does that make me an alcoholic?

Keith G. said...

nope.......just a cool dude

Regs said...

I think the obvious choice left out is that; G.o.a.t will talk an enormous amount of trash before the draft, followed by him saying about 5 words during the entire draft and being ultra polite. Then, after we all leave, he will go to his computer and blog about how great he is and how stupid everyone else is.

Double S said...

Koko, can I see your computer? Who is the best available player?

Anonymous said...

don't forget number 8! I dupe Reg into trading me a pro bowl reciever for an injured RB. HAHAHAHAHAAHAH SUCKER! and number 9! Reg puts in a late roster change and tries to steal a win!

Rich said...

Beer game, I'm in bitches!

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