7/22/2009 12:50:00 PM

Article Update-Review: Harry Potter

Posted by Koko


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15 comments:

Rich said...

More like a 6.0. Not enough action in this one.

Double S said...

'Arry Pothead sucks!

Koko said...

No, not 6.0. Did I review it at 6.0? Therefore it's impossible for it to be 6.0. Do you know why my dear friend Rich? I'll tell you why, because my opinion carries more weight, because I'm right and you're wrong, because I bury you in movie knowledge.

Do I walk into your OR and tell you, "Hey that guy definitely needs 50 cc's not 35." No I don't, I don't even know what a cc is. So trust me when I say that this film was a FUCKING 7.7.

Understood? Don't make me drown you on your own beach next week.

Regs said...

I was wondering how you rated the alternate version of Harry Potter, called "Hairy Twatter"?

Koko said...

I review those on a different site Regs.

5 stars by the way.

Rich said...

I'm gonna go cry now.

Rich said...

I like to use ml's. The metric system rules. Go fuck yourself. So um, are all Jewish Rabbi's into swindling organs. Check the news bitches.

Koko said...

Haven't heard about that story. Though it's a good thing you made it a point to reference him as a "Jewish" Rabbi, because at first I totally thought you were talking about the Nazi or Muslim variety.

Also, at least he's trying to sell organs instead of molesting them.

POW!

Rich said...

Ok. So we all know priests molest children, but according to you MJ never touched a boy.

Kaboom!

Koko said...

Kaboom? That was more like a sparkler.

The difference is that there is hard core evidence convicting the priests. MJ might have been the weirdest person with a whole lot of problems, but not a shred of evidence exists that he ever moslested a child. In fact, a very reputable investigator set out to nail MJ on the child molestation charges after he was aquited, but instead he said that he ended up vindicating him through his investigation.

BAJONGA!!!

Prosthetic Johnson said...

lol........OY VEY!!!

Double S said...

You know why MJ was $50 Million in debt? B/c he paid off the families of the kids he molested! (Loud explosion noise)

Koko said...

As usual, totally incorrect.

And you're a douche bag.

(NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST!)

Double S said...

I just put some TNT in Yankee Stadium.

Snap. Crackle. Pop!

Double S said...

I just put some TNT in Yankee Stadium.

Snap. Crackle. Pop!

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