7/20/2009 12:40:00 PM

Lombardi's Party '09 Lottery

Posted by Koko



It's back! We can all smell football within a month's reach. And now it's time to decide the order of this years Lombardi's Party draft.

I'll be bringing my laptop to Gators this Friday so we can pull the digital lottery balls and everyone can start putting together their draft strategies.

Even if the game is rained out, let's make it a point to show up at Gators anyway so we can get the '09 season started. We'll discuss the draft, which will be Saturday September 5th, and any rule changes we decide on.

BE ADVISED: This is fair warning, during the draft this year everyone is responsible for their own research and materials in drafting their team. Let's not piss in a cup and call it Kool-Aid here. Yeah we want to have fun, but money is on the line and we all want to win. So if you have a laptop, it's a tool for YOUR team. If you have detailed schamatics on every sleeper in the league, it's for YOUR team. Of course you'll always be able to see who's been drafted on the board, but if your turn comes and you can't come up with a name from your own materials, you will be skipped. We had way too much, "Who's best available?" and "Let me check your computer" last year. You got to put together your own shit. It's the way every league does it.

"So it shall be written, so it shall be done!"

21 comments:

Regs said...

Is the date negotiable? That is a Holiday weekend and I'm assuming there will people with family plans that don't include getting sloppy drunk with a bunch of guys. That won't be me, though because I will be in Milwaukee for my brother's bachelor party. Any other weekend would work.

Koko said...

Why did I know you were going to be a problem Regs?

You are an instigator!

I don't know man we'll discuss it, we don't have a lot of options though because we are not drafting with starters still playing preseason games. The week before would be the only other option because hardly any starters play in the 4th preseason game.

Although the weekend of Sept 5 is when all the girls will be gone for Alexa's bachlorette party so it would be ideal for a lot of other people.

We'll work something out on Friday.

Anonymous said...

I call 1st pick!

Anonymous said...

No more of that "Who's the next best available" shit!

Koko said...

Yeah, that's exactly what I just said. If you're going to quote me at least give me a MLA standard reference at the bottom of your comment please.

Anonymous said...

u know I don't read what u write! or pay attention to what u say! Its like the teacher from Charlie Brown, wha wha wha wha wha wha!

Koko said...

I had that teacher.

Anonymous said...

all of my teachers were that teacher!

Rich said...

I can make it to the draft on Sept 5th. Just update me on the lottery stuff. I don't need to be there for the lottery, right?

Koko said...

No, I'll let you know where Team Snarf lands Rich.

theJUANdiggler said...

Hey Koko is the chances based on where you finished or record/standings like the NBA ?
Ill just show up , smoke the tree , drink a lot and put on a draft clinic.



p.s. notes are for fags.

Double S said...

Mofos, I'll be in the CHI on Fri so won't be able to join in on the fun of the lottery selection. Want to postpone that til a later date at all?

Koko said...

It's going to be just like last year. NBA Lottery style. And if notes are for fags, why do I distinctly remember your head peering over my laptop on almost every pick last year. The Pendehos will have to jack their own technology this year.

And no sorry Sean we gotta get this done so people can start their strategies. It's not a big deal, I'll just text you the result.

Regs said...

I can't believe other people haven't come forward to not have the draft on a Holiday weekend. Does anybody have a life?

Koko said...

All the girls are gone that weekend Regs, it's Alexa's bachlorette party.

theJUANdiggler said...

That not notes , thats simply looking at who is coming up for your pick.
Notes are gay magazines and peoples chart ratings. Like the freakin dow jones report , cmon it;s fantasy football just use your brain and smoke the tree.
Keep the dungeon and dragon shit away.

Koko said...

No it's not notes because you're looking at my fucking computer so why have your own notes, you damn cheating Pendehos. You'll need your own shit this year, vile creatures.

I can't wait to see your laptop on 22's with spinners.

Rich said...

Fags belong in LandShark stadium. For those who don't know, that is what the former Dolphin Stadium will be call next year. Ha Ha Ha

Anonymous said...

Its called Landshark stadium now Rich

Koko said...

Yeah I just looked it up. LandShark Stadium. I guess it's not the worst name ever. That is if they were the team from Any Given Sunday.

But they are the Dolphins playing in LandShark Stadium. That's ridiculous.

Oh well, still better than ShittyField. How did the Mets not see that one coming? Between that and the Cowbowys QB's name rhyming with Homo, it's a glorious time in sports.

Keith G. said...

Nice Artie Quote........I knew you would fit him in here somewhere.

LandShark Stadium......you guys are dissappointed???

I think that is one of the most fitting names around. Dolphins fans are not too fanatical yes they love their team but they love partying in Miami more. Thus, a Team sponsored by Jimmy Buffets beer company.....perfect! I think it is a great idea....and it is still kind of a cool name....it's not like it's Zima stadium.

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