Who is this man? Most of you know him simply as Keith, aka The Dinger, aka Greiveldog, aka Brewers Boy, aka The Best Blaze Impersonator Ever! But with so many aliases, can we really trust this so called, innocent Wisconsinite?

The answer is an astounding NO!!!!

Anyone who has known Keith, if that is indeed his REAL name, has heard the story about his brother being the kid in the famous Mean Joe Green Coca-Cola commercial in which Green tosses the kid his jearsy at the end. I've heard it, you've heard it, we've all heard this amazing fairy tale concocted by our cheese head-loving comrade. It does not bring me any joy to introduce you all to Tommy Okon.

Okon is the real kid from that commercial. Okon is now a family man raising four kids in Yonkers, running his own stone-fabrication and installation business in The Bronx. Okon was in over 50 commercials as a kid and grew up in Whitestone, Queens.

So what say you Mr. Greiveldinger? What's going on with our trusted and revered motivational force behind our team? Should we have seen the signs? The sometimes slightly exaggerated weekly game reviews, ripping down Dojo posts for unexplained reasons, cloak and dagger fantasy football transactions, Batmanesque goodbyes, and of course the outrageous and ludicrous accusations toward the legendary New York Yankees organization.

Is our beloved orator actually some kind of Keyser Söze living amongst us?

Many questions, few answers. Perhaps a few Cobra Kai shots tonight will point Keith towards the light and start the recovery process.

. . . Or not, who cares, just keep hitting those lead-off shots Keith, or whoever your are.