Well, The Cobra Kai’s are officially “B” League 2nd Tier Champions of the Polar Bear Red Bug Lake League. The site will soon have an updated photo to complement our last trophy acquisition a few seasons back…..which seems like an eternity when we knew we had something special after claiming our 1st 2nd Place trophy. While this trophy is bittersweet since we won the lower bracket on a “Forfeit” since our opponents knew we were out for blood and opted to stay home and ice their balls, it is still a trophy for the mantle case nonetheless.

Kudos to the Cobra Kai as is this is more a stepping stone for greater things to come proving when we play together as a team “We Win!” We can build on this and some day we will obtain the almighty 1st Place Trophy.

While we won in the division we were taken to task by our friendly rivals the Black Sox Gators this past Friday to wind down the season. I think Neil’s special birthday “Crown” Juice slowed the team down a bit as Richard was seeing double by the 2nd inning. However, once the Gators laid down a beer bet with us the Kai’s rose right back to the occasion. We jumped out to a early lead but for some reason our bats stalled from there on out and we ended up having to buy our rivals 3 pitchers of Yuengling. Now, some might argue we did not specify the price of the pitcher and we may have been eying up Miller Lite’s but nonetheless a bet is a bet and in the tradition of gamesmanship we antied up for the pitchers.

However, we did save one big hit in us for our traditional trip to Gators as we had another major reason to celebrate in addition to our Trophy acquisition. Captain Tucci celebrated a birthday and the hits were coming at him left in right in the form of “Cobra Kai” shots that were being rained down all night. Then Johnny stepped up to the plate and hit a grand slam with a “Whip Cream” pie to the face to continue the Tucci tradition of birthday cakes to the face. Doctor Guttirez was rumored to be the prime suspect for this year’s pie facing but he is currently on a year probation for an excessive cake thrashing last year at a undisclosed location, yet the league office still has him under wraps. “ I am not at liberty to discuss it, but trust me next year Neil is getting it” Doc was quoted at the post game party. Well, Johnny Blaze came through loud and clear even managing to take out Sully and DonJuan with his mighty blast. “Chicks dig Whip Cream maybe I can get some” Sully was heard saying after the incident.

Well, Our 2nd trophy isn’t as memorable as the first as I can still remember the sheer jubilation after our first win and I look forward to experiencing it with our first overall league title.
Speaking of First’s I was reading an article from the Sports Guy and was curios to hear the Dojo’s take on this.

I just told a friend the news that Kate Winslet is no longer going to be naked
in movies. This prompted us to realize Winslet's breasts were the first that
both of us had seen. We also realized this was true for tons of guys born in the
mid- to late-'80s (making them 12 or younger when they saw "Titanic"). She has
to hold the record for the actress claimed as "the first one" by the most guys
who took my breast virginity?
But that quote got me thinking: Who took
the breast virginity (breastirginity?) of various generations of boys?

Personally, speaking my all time first encounter with a Nude moment was probably Porky’s but my most memorable moment went something like this:

I remember recording that off of HBO and pausing and rewinding that scene countless times. Just another reason HBO is one of my favorite all time channels cause I think it raised me more than I realize. Another favorite nudey scene that HBO helped me enjoy was the one with Terry from "Just One of the Guys." Since this was a PG-13 movie during restless summers you could catch this one in the middle of the afternoon. Oh those were the days.

Anyways, curious to hear everyone else’s “First memorable moment.” Rich this does not include Dominican porn when you were eight years old or that scene in the “Accused”.