Is this Pure Brilliance...Or did these Guys Just Have too much time on their hands. Personally,I think it is quite impressive and the acting is dead on. JW, next time your in town we have to organize a video shoot.

I Hope Everyone Has a Happy New Years!

Well, here it is a quick NFL Musing and a big congratulations to our loyal Dolphin fans out there. At the beggining of the year, Mikey, Koko, Rich, Regs, and Myself would have felt like our teams had an undeniable route directly to a far run in the playoffs.......Well, I don't know about Regs since he was not very fond of the Brett Favre Trade (more on that later) but nonetheless The Giants, Pats, and Packers looked like solid picks to make it deep in the playoffs.

Well, A throttled ACL and the Pats season takes a nasty curve. The Pack suffers some big injuries and proudly claim the greatest 6-10 team of all time. And the Giants.........Well what do we say about the Giants. They lose Strahan, Usi, and Plax yet they keep pluggin away and still have a legitimate shot. However, you can't lose a playmaker like Plax that requires that much of attention from Defenses and expect to make another miracoulous run.

The point of my post was to congratulate Fins fans on an incredible turnaround and point out this is the reason the NFL is so wildly popular. Anything truly can happen in the NFL. 1-15 one year..........don't worry. 13-3 one year..........doesn't mean anything the next.

Chad Pennington a noodle arm with one team......and now is arguably a legitimate NFL MVP Candidate. Jason Taylor the Fins only legitimate player last season..........We don't need you Parcells says and Taylor has a brutal year and the Fins defense did not miss a beat. Wow...........Well good luck to the Fins this Sunday.

Also, no word yet on how the Playoff starved Fins fans have scooped up tix but I guarantee it is not as bad as Vikes Fans. Check out this post from profootball.com

On Monday, various Vikings fans took issue in the comments with our decision to point out the fact that 20,000 seats remain for Sunday’s playoff game against the Eagles.

Some thought that it was misleading to suggest that the availability of so many tickets on the first day after the clinching of a playoff berth might result in a local blackout of the game.

But, as the Minneapolis Star Tribune points out, the threat of a failure to sell out the Metrodome is real. The problem is that a whopping 45 percent of the season-tickets holders opted not to buy playoff tickets.

Forty-five percent.

Wow.

Vikings V.P. of sales and marketing Steve LaCroix says that some fans were reluctant to buy tickets until they knew for sure that the team would make the playoffs, and that as of Monday sales were brisk.

Indeed, since the season-ticket holders would have received refunds if the Vikings hadn’t qualified for the postseason, why wouldn’t they have protected their ability to sit in the same seats they occupy for every home game?

Weak............

Did you know this Famous Trainer was once the Penguin????

While on my travels through the Frozen tundra one of our faithful readers pointed out to me that Koko's favorite superhero had Burgess Merrideth star on his show. I never new that before Rocky, Mickey starred as the Penguin.........Great stuff.

Well, once a Cobra Kai...Always a Cobra Kai. However, the Famous Kai Dojo would like to wish a belated Birthday and best wishes to original charter member and Cobra Kai rookie JW aka Jonathan West. JW has decided to pursue other endeavors such as flying a Chopper for Uncle Sam.

The team would like to wish him good luck and let him know we will miss his Tomahawk Chop and his unique beer slamming abilities. My prediction is that our pitcher output could dip a few the first couple weeks and we may be in trouble of not breaking our team records.

The Cobra Kai's still are intact for the most part from their original founders......a few have changed teams and Smokey got called up to Beantown but now we must add JW to this illustrous list.

Anways, JW also wanted to pose a question to the dojo.

What do Journeyman players in the NFL do for housing when they change teams? Do they rent, buy, or stay at a hotel??????????

Apparently, this question was burning up JW on Christamas day because he asked me this question and I didn't give him a good enough answer because he wanted it posted for the dojo to explain.

Usually I would put something like this in the TechPhiles box, but since I was just talking about this very thing with someone I thought it deserved some more discussion.

There actually is a prototype football with sensors being developed that can accurately detect whether or not the ball hit the ground before the receiver catches it and with GPS whether it actually crossed the goal line or not.

Very cool. Here's the link:

http://gizmodo.com/5114133/sensor+equipped-footballs-to-make-refs-more-accurate

Everybody's Favorite Thanksgiving tradition of the Rocky Marathon that the Versus network aired was riveting for me because for the first time I saw a Rocky marathon perfectly broad casted where they transitioned from Rocky I to Rocky II without replaying the last scene and directly going into the new scene from the end of Rocky.

Anyways, something has been gnawing at me since watching the latest marathon. I implore the Dojo to help answer these burning questions for me so I can sleep more soundly at night. First, I still can't believe Rocky fought Drago for "Nothing" on Christmas day in Russia???????? How come he didn't just donate his purse to some type of charity??????? I mean the Russian Premier must have banked from that fight. The Pay Per View, The tickets....I mean the stadium was absolutely packed!

Also, Ironically after Rocky gave his riveting speech and more or less helped bring down the Cold War, what Happened to Ivan Drago? Ivan was undefeated and was a pure wrecking machine. Yet, we never heard from him again. Did he retire? Do you think he left Russia and went to the United States to pursue a boxing career or become a movie star???? Or do you think the Russian premier was so pissed at him for embarrassing the country that he exiled him to work in some factory and be an example to the rest of communist Russia on what happens to you when you fail him??????

Next, When Rocky decided to begin his training regimen in the Mountains of Russia do you think it was appropriate to start his Training session of a 25 mile run wearing Snow Boots? Also, Do you think Sly got the idea for Cliffhanger when he was on top of the Mountain?

Taking a step backwards what about the infamous Clubber Lang? This guy was also a one man wrecking crew, almost a "Iron Mike" like fighter. After Rocky finally beat him what happened to his career? I mean Rocky went on to defend his title and we never heard from Clubber again. How come Apollo didn't decide to fight Clubber after he disrespected him in the ring, what Apollo didn't have it in him to Fight Clubber but he decided to fight a much younger and more destructive Drago. I mean a Clubber V Apollo fight would have been a big ticket draw.

Do you think because it was the 80's that Clubber beaten and broken down got a nasty drug habit and fell out the public spotlight? Or did he pursue an acting career? I mean there is no way his boxing career was over? I still think Clubber could have beaten Tommy Gun pretty hand idly. Or wouldn't a Drago V Tommy Gun fight been a great fight?????

I mean nowadays fighters retire and unretire on a regular basis. Why did we never hear from Drago and/Clubber Lang after they lost to Rocky???? At least we know what became of Spider Ricoh after he lost to Rocky. He became a beaten down man and got lost on the streets until he found God and then Rocky was nicest enough to let him eat for free at his restaurant. Do you think Drago and Clubber fell to a similar fate but were too proud to ask Rock for help?

That's is my weekend thoughts and hope the Dojo as some more deep thoughts/Answers for me. Good luck and I look forward to your musings.

Is this Proper attire for a Strip Club????

Well, My weekly musings on things that have gone wrong in the world now concentrates on 2 prima-dona WR's. Well, there certainly has been plenty said on Koko and Rich's buddy Plaxico Burress. However, this article digs deeper and begs a deeper question....."Is it proper to wear sweatpants to a Strip Club??"

Check out this story and here it is in a nutshell:

Burress and teammates Antonio Pierce and Ahmad Bradshaw actually began the night at Head Quarters, a "jiggle joint" (really, New York Post?) on the West Side of Manhattan. Police have tracked down security camera footage of them drinking, eating from a buffet dinner laid out for the club's workers, stealing free gropes from the ladies, and generally being lousy guests.

Burress, 31, already was known at the club for being a "cheap," customer, and "very rude, conceited, full of himself," sources said.

"He's the most unpopular celebrity that's been there," said another source, adding he routinely paid strippers the minimum $20 for lap dances, in contrast to other big-name customers, who fork over as much as $200.

Momma always told me that you can judge a man on how treats servers and strippers. I love it, I mean come on, what do you think these women are strippers????????? Oh wait maybe I'm thinking of a different circumstance.


Lastly,if you were TO's teamate would you put up with his shenanigans?????

I mean how paranoid is this guy? To actually believe that Tony Romo and Jason Witten conspire to draw up ultra secret plays so they don't have to throw him the ball. I mean really TO???? Really? This isn't the 5th grade playground. Maybe Romo is sick of trying to force it to TO to make him happy and force costly INT's.

If you were Tony Romo, a relatively unknown player who let's be honest really got a huge break by landing the starting QB role and was thrust into stardom because he was able to hitch is ride on the TO trailer, how long would you put up with his garbage????? I think after awhile even the most laid back person snaps and can't handle such a wack job.

I hope Romo just ignores TO and starts throwing at him to start the game and just slings 2 consecutive short passes so hard at him that he just tries to knock him over. After he drops them never target him again for the rest of the game. Somebody has to teach this dude a lesson.............then again maybe he is just a lost cause.

This game is ours fellows we can do this!

In the highly anticipated Rematch with league rival the Beatdowns the Cobra Kai had an opportunity to make their run at our first division title. However, the Beatdowns were hungry for revenge after our dramatic extra inning win over them in the last meeting. Roundhouse Reger had a meeting with an Olympic trainer to evaluate his shoulder so we were missing his bat and solid play at the hot corner. However, as always the Cobra Kai were ready to adapt and overcome.

We came to play and our Defense was solid right from the get-go. Mad Dog was at his usual crafty veteran play on the mound baffling the Beatdowns murderer’s row of hitters and holding them down early. Mikey Lemieux has been playing like a man possessed the whole season. His bat has been hotter than one of JW’s Cougars and his glove is even matching it. I don’t know if Mikey is playing for that new free agent contract but I hope we can lock him up. Capt. Tucci had the OF ready to go as he knew it was going to be a long night as the Beatdowns usually rain down terror on opposing Outfields. Lemieux had the play of the night in the 4^th inning when he went barreling into the Left Field Fence and snagged the ball out of the Dark knight like Batman coming out of nowhere and went barreling into the fence, he escaped with some scratches but was back for more.

The Beatdowns were also attacking the Infield as Johnny Blaze and his crime fighting crew had their hands full as well. The Beatdowns were spraying frozen ropes at the Infield and Blaze and crew were absorbing the hits and making plays. Blaze and Big Matt connected on some inning ending plays to stop their rallies. Big Daddy Gutierrez was back patrolling the right side playing solid D and swallowing up Blaze’s tosses his way at 2B. Koko, was his usual solid play at 1B and had his Clark Koko cape on eating up their throws his way.

Our Bats came out early, but in the end it was too little too late. DonJuan had the controversial play of the night as just as we were rallying to tie the game JuanDiggler was rounding 3^rd heading home. However, the OF recognized Juan as the man who placed the ancient Ecuadorian curse on them last game that left them a player short. Thus, the rocket armed OF unleashed on Juan and drilled him in the head leaving him momentarily dizzied and stunned. What happened next is still debatable as Blue had no mercy for Juan and our team and claimed he missed Home plate after crossing it after absorbing the brutal blow. Regardless of what happened the out slowed our rally and Big Daddy was fined after the game for calling out the umps on the poor call.

JW continued his swan song play as his Tomahawk Chop is heating up as he showing the Red Bug Lake fans what they will be missing next season when he is preparing to make the transition from swinging the Tomahawk chop to flying a Tomahawk Chopper. We posted 7 runs, But the Beatdowns put up 9 so we missed our opportunity to battle for 1^st Place. However, we square off against the 1^st Place Rampage with an opportunity to claim 2^nd place this Friday night @ 8:30 Under the Friday Night Lights.

Of course, we regrouped at Gators and attacked the pitchers with reckless abandon once again. The Team had to keep an eye on Mikey after his sworn hatred for the Gators mascot as his #1 person on his Punching Hit list. Nothing ensued as we put back a new league record of 64 pitchers this Friday. Great Job Guys!

As a Kid I was an avid baseball collector and spent countless hours tracking down baseball cards at shows and my local dealers shop. Yeah, the allure of making some money on these cards was a driving force but more so the simple thrill of collecting the cards and organzing and re-organizing them everyday in my book and of course selecting the lucky few that got put in their own special "Plastic Case" was the Real thrill.

To this date I have an entire closet full of baseball, Football, Basketball, and even Garbage Pail kids at my parents house. I would estimate at one time according to Beckett weekly my portfolio was valued at around $10,000. Now.......probably $75........bad investment but great memories.

Anyways, I stumbled across this article and thought you guys would enjoy. If you were anything like me, and My guess most of ya'll were you hunted through many a baseball card pack in search of this Billy Ripken "Error" card where Fleer happened to miss the "F*ck Face" writing on the ball of Billy's bat. The Error card was like the elusive lottery ticket back in the day. I remember also trying to hunt down a mis-spelled Jorge Bell baseball card. Well, anyways the mystery is solved on the Billy Ripken error card bat. I love how in the article he explains that he wasn't very well liked in the clubhouse.

But, the truth comes out that he actually wrote it on his own bat so he wouldn't forget it was his. He said he was in a rush and couldn't think of anything better to write on it...............how about. B-RIP or BillyR. or something to that effect??????? I bet this has something to do with the fact that he was the younger bro of Cal and not that good so I have a feeling Cal was always calling him F*ck Face cause he was pissed his brother Billy was always tagging along and sucked at sports. I can see a daily conversation at the Ripken household going something like this.....

"Aw Come on Dad, Why do I have to bring Billy to the ball Field again, He Sucks!

Now, Cal someday I will be coaching both of you in the Majors so you better bring Billy so he can practice with the big boys and get better..............

Fine Dad..........Come on F*ck Face let's go!!!!!!

I love it. Any other famous error cards you pursued as a youth or just a card you always tried to find. For me, I was especially jacked to track down Cal's Rookie in Topps, Donruss, and Fleer. But, I also made a significant investment in Mike Greenwell rookie cards and Ellis Burks thinking I would hit the jackpot.............Not the case.....both flops.

Pat Listach, Joey Meyer, Danny Tartabull and Kevin Seitzer were also other rookies I tried to invest in that never really panned out. I think we need to start producing Cobra Kai cards!!!

Is Sean Avery a total douche bag or pure genius??

I can't quite decide if these comments from NHL bad Boy Sean Avery is pure genius or just a jealous douche bag being a douche. I mean he accomplished what he set out to do by drumming up publicity for the game and the dying sport of Hockey.

But, at the same time talking about another dude's girlfriend to the media is a low-blow. However, it's not WWF style. I can't get over how he is almost out of breath when he gives the statement. Kind of like when someone is really fired up and/or pissed off and your adrenaline is flowing and what you are saying is coming from the pit of your stomach. I haven't seen many interviews with him but I assume a professional athlete such as him still doesn't get nervous in front of the camera. Thus, I have to assume either he new he was being a douche when he was saying it, or he is really pissed off that his Ex is sleeping with another dude. It has to be one or the other.

Thus, I leave it up to the dojo to figure it out. Is this guy simply being playful and funny to drum up support for hockey or does he qualify for JW's list of people that deserved to be punched........which I assume he will be since these teams meet again assuming he is not suspeneded for the season.......and after all it is hockey where getting punched in the face is common place. That reminds me how is this sport not more popular???? It is the only major sport that they ecnourage fighting.


In case you are unaware of this and haven't heard of it here is a quick tidbit behind the quote:

The NHL has suspended Dallas Stars forward Sean Avery indefinitely. The suspension was handed down for making "inappropriate public comments, not pertaining to the game."

Following a morning skate, Avery called over all of the reporters in the locker room, and said "I'm really happy to be back in Calgary, I love Canada," he said. "I just want to comment on how it's become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy-seconds." Shaking his head, Avery said "I don't know what that's about, but enjoy the game tonight."

Avery's remarks came following a morning skate in Calgary, where the Stars were playing the Flames Tuesday night. He referenced his former girlfriend, Elisha Cuthbert, who is now romantically linked to Flames defenseman Dion Phaneuf. Cuthbert had also been linked to Mike Komisarek of the Montreal Canadiens. Avery also dated model and actress Rachel Hunter, the girlfriend of Los Angeles Kings center Jarrett Stoll.

I love this commercial.....It opens up the options for so many jokes.

In honor of Rob's upcoming Olympic Gymnast celebrity dinner this Friday.....By the way he won't make the game.....so we need everybody to step up their game.......Here is the infamous commercial.......

Feel free to make alternate tag lines that would go along as well..........

The title sums it up. Who would you punch in the face (no repercussions) and why? Can be a live person or a dead person, no comic book characters (KoKo).

Thanksgiving.....A time to reflect on what you really are thankful for. With everything going on in the world it is easy to forget how great we really do have it. Sure, our 401K's are dwindling every minute and the job market gets scarier every day. But, can you truly complain about your life??? I mean we all go to a job every week, have a beautiful entourage of women (fiances and girlfriends of course not groupies) and have the absolute privilege of meeting up with our closest friends every Friday Night to compete under the lights in softball followed by a night of drinking at Gators. Plus, we live in Florida where the weather is downright beautiful all year round.

Wow........That is livin!

Again, I can't stress what a pleasure it is to have a great group of teammates/Friends to go to war with every Friday Night. I have been a sports fanatic since I was born. However, every day my passion for watching sports gets drained just a bit reading about how many professional athletes forget they should be downright giddy to be paid Millions of dollars to play sports for a living.
If it weren't for Rocky reruns I think I would lose interest in sports more and more every day......however every Time I watch Rocky it reminds about how great the essence of competition and sports really is.

So, forgive me for rambling but I just need to vent and make a point on who are the biggest douche bags this Thanksgiving in Sports recently, so you too can be thankful we don't have to play alongside these knuckleheads........even though we play for the pure passion of the game and for free........actually we pay them just for the right to play and it is the best money I have ever spent. Also, I have added a few others who just take things too seriously and way out of context.....

Htiek's List of Thanksgiving Turkeys:

1) Stephon Marbury: I mean this guy is making $20.8 Million dollars this year just to sit around and sulk like a baby because he can't have things his way. Does he realize what is going on in the world.....I mean how many jobs could have been saved with this douche bag's salary.

In the beginning of the season He was told he would not be the focus of the team and probably wouldn't get to play much. Coach Dantoni told him he could suit up and maybe play some mop up minutes but he didn't want to embarrass Steph so he gave him the option of suiting up or not. Steph chose option B, Sit on the bench deactivated rather than embarrass himself and have to play 10-12 minutes a night in mop up time............$20.8 Million?????????

Steph was frustrated and even contemplated running back to his high school alma mater to practice with them just to stay in game shape..........or be around people that thought he was cool so he could get an ego boost.....one or the other. Well, in an ironic turn of events the Knicks have been depleted by injuries and trades and have been forced to play games with a 7 and 8 man squad. What did the Coach and team do......turn to Steph to ask him to earn just a bit of the 20 Million dollar salary and help out his teammates by giving them some much needed relief off the bench.

Wow.....what a heartwarming story. Steph get's his big chance to make good and prove to the world he can still play and show he is not a total waste of a human being. What's that Steph pouts and refuses to suit up.........just to stick it to the Man?????? Brutal! Well, needless to say his teammates are pissed and want him gone now. How do you leave your teammates hang like that? I mean Really???

2) Allen Iverson: We all know his history blah blah blah. However, he is no spring chicken and for a veteran trying to win a ring after being traded to the Pistons AI said he was willing to do whatever it takes to win......Even Practice.........God Forbid he have to practice.

Well, shortly after being traded another one of his ex-coachs George Karl openly sighs and claims how happy he is to get rid of him cause he screwed up their team/offense with wasted possession's. Hmmmmmm.....there's some fuel to the fire for AI to prove everyone wrong.

So Saturday AI talks about adjusting to his new team...Here is his quote: He talked Saturday about the importance of finding chemistry with a new team through practice.
"I've been through it before," "The most important thing is getting more practice time." Iverson said

So.......What does he do? He gets mad at his new coach for having the audacity to ask someone making $20 Million plus to come in for a few hours Thanksgiving morning to practice........so He just skips it.

3) Chad Ocho Cinco: Have you ever seen someone that needed attention more than this guy. I mean the guy is constantly trying to get attention and even changed his name to bring more attention to him and a failed attempt to sell more jerseys. Well, being one of the most hated villains on a putrid Bengals team is no way to sell jerseys moron. I mean let's face it who buys the majority of a team's jerseys???? I think even a 5 year old could tell you it's the fans of the team. Well, your not going to sell Jersey's by pissing of the team and the fans idiot.

Well, Last week Ocho Cinco overslept and arrived late for a team meeting Wednesday night at the Bengals practice facility. Late or not, sources confirmed Ocho Cinco was extremely groggy. After taking his seat, Bengals offensive coordinator Bob Bratkowski told Ocho Cinco to sit up straight in his seat. After the receiver refused, Bratkowski again repeated his demand.
At that point, Ocho Cinco stood up and walked out of the meeting altogether. After shouting at his player to return, Lewis chased him down. After several heated words were exchanged between the two, Lewis finally told Johnson to go home.

I mean really, You get paid millions of dollars and you can't make a meeting on time. And when you do arrive late you act like a child and pretend like your the Victim here.........Ridiculous.

4) Parents of these High School ballers that got cut from their Basketball team:

Again, I can't stand that everybody in this great country of ours always think they are the victim. Here is a story of a High School basketball team where some players that recently got cut alleged it was because they wore corn rows and were racially profiled against by their coach.

OK, I guess you could make an argument for an decent case here......Only 1 Major problem.
It was an ALL Black High School. The team was all black

"We have racial profiling going on," said Frank McCullough, pastor of Mount Olive Christian Church, adding that's the only explanation in his mind. "He took a look at the way the young men wore their hair, and made comments about that and whether he thought they should be hanging out with certain people."

Yes 2 of the kids wore cornrows but 2 kids that did not get cut also wore cornrows..........Do you think maybe those kids that got cut just sucked???????

5) Lastly, I mean where is this word coming to when we can't even celebrate Thanksgiving in our schools anymore??????????????

Kids at a California Kindergarten can longer celebrate Thanksgiving:

Here is another great story where kindergarten students will no longer dress up as Pilgrims and Native Americans when they have their Thanksgiving feast.

"It's demeaning," Michelle Raheja, the mother of a kindergartner at Condit Elementary School, wrote to her daughter's teacher. "I'm sure you can appreciate the inappropriateness of asking children to dress up like slaves (and kind slave masters), or Jews (and friendly Nazis), or members of any other racial minority group who has struggled in our nation's history."

Yet another example of adults sucking the fun out of life, this time using 5-year olds in order to do it. Brutal!

Well, I hope everyone Had a Happy Thanksgiving and are thankful we don't have to listen to or hang out with any of the aforementioned douche bags of society.

I just wanted to wish everybody a happy thanksgiving! Hope that y'all have a good one!

Pretty cool idea.

The Cobra Kai made their stake as a legitimate contender for the league championship this past Friday by proving we are for real by outlasting the 1st place Beat Downs and winning in extra innings 15-14. In Crunch Time a team’s margin for error shrinks and a team’s heart is tested. More importantly a team’s belief in themselves is tested even more when the margin for error is nearly zero.

Well, we left no room for debate on our heart or belief in each other as we played unquestionably our most exciting game in team history and squashing any thought of folding under the pressure of an extra inning face-off with the league leading Beatdowns.

Our opponents showed heart early by playing a man down after one of their players suffered an injury in the 2nd inning after DonJuan Quintana placed an ancient Ecuadorian curse on him and amazingly it worked.

The game went back and forth from there as we struck early and jumped out to a 3-0 lead and played some solid defense behind Mad Dog’s crafty pitching. It should be noted that the Beatdowns have an absolute Murders Row of hitters from 1-5 that on any given night can park a ball in the ivy over any fence at Red Bug Lake park. To contain this lineup is a formidable feat in and of itself. The Beatdowns needed the Mitchell investigation and several other detective agencies to find where Mad Dogs pitches were going to break. They always broke in just the sort of way to prevent any sort of proper analysis by the batter and our defense never let them put together a huge inning. Capt. Tucci was busy patrolling the outfield with his usual vigor and he was determined for the OF to contain the Beatdowns big bats.

The game progressed back and forth as each team traded jabs but neither was ever able to land a knockout punch. Mikey Lemieux is absolutely dialed in like none other in the league and has been hitting the ball like a mad-man. Mikey has been consistently hitting frozen ropes scattered all over the filed for the last 4 games. If Mikey continues his hot hitting ways we could ride his bat all the way to a championship.

However, this was another classic example of game we won by pure teamwork. Everybody pitched in and came through when we needed it most. Roundhouse Reger continues to crush the ball and set the pace for the team by displaying the power we needed. His big bombs announced each and every one of our rallies. At one point Rob turned what should have been a deep single into a clutch double by going manno a manno against the Beatdowns deadly Left Fielder whom has been aptly compared to Brett Favre for his huge cannon and his uncanny likeness several times. “He’s Brett Favre on Crack” an anonymous player said. When Rob turned the corner at first base he never slowed down and caught the beatdowns by surprise as nobody ever tests his arm, but Rob simply wanted it more and he made it and it personified our team effort……..we simply wanted it more than they did. JW also found a way to come through in the clutch with one of his patented Tomahawk chops to drive in Rob to reward him for his efforts.

Big Daddy Guttierez has also found his power stroke and provided our other power bat in the line-up. “I just go up there and try to stroke it, I love to stroke it” said Rich after the game. We are not sure if Rich was talking about batting or something else, but we are sure that he has definitely found his power stroke. The biggest clutch hit of the night came from Koko. When we found ourselves in a hole in the top of the 8th inning Koko drilled one down the Left field line to spark our rally and give us the lead in extra innings.

However, the biggest clutch play of the game came in extra innings with the bases loaded and the game tied. Mad Dog could tell the Beatdowns were hungry and he baited the Brett Favre on Crack into hitting one over the fence to violate specific league rules on 2 HR’s in the same inning. On the next play Johnny Blaze came up with a clutch play to rob them of a hit and send us to the dugout knotted at 13 in extra innings.

That’s when you could see it in everybody’s eyes we wanted this game but more importantly everybody believed this was ours to win. Win is exactly what we did as we came up with 3 runs in the 2nd extra inning and all that was left to do was shut down the Beatdowns to close out the win. However, shutting down the Beatdowns is no easy task. Well, behind a solid defensive effort and with the game on the line that is exactly what we did and pulled out the win 15-14 in extra innings.

Wow!!!! Unbelievable and that’s all I got to say about that. Enjoy the win and be sure to Eat too much over this Holiday weekend. The Team reconvenes after the Thanksgiving break hungry to win our first league title. Have a Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!

Down in the Bayou there should be a great Packers Vs Saints Monday Night Game. Just to get you excited for another portion of crazy sports stories here is a great one revolving around tonights game......

"Saints owner Tom Benson owns various car dealerships. We’re told that, each year, he brings a mini-fleet of new cars to the team facility in the hopes of getting some of his employees to make a purchase.

As we hear it, the players don’t really appreciate the sales pitch, due in part to the perception that they aren’t offered much of a deal.

This year, some of them made it known.

On Saturday, when players arrived at the facility to continue preparations for Monday night’s home game against the Packers, more than one of the cars was coated in a certain byproduct of the human digestive system.

So much for that new car smell.

It’s believed that two or more players were responsible for the mess, but we’ve yet to confirm the names of the suspects".

Here's hoping the Saints play like crap tonight......if anyone is interested I will be down at the One Eyed Jacks to watch the game.

Well...........Here it is. Chinese Democracy 17 years in the making. I posted this story almost 6 months ago and nobody believed GNR would debut their album by years end. Well, If you head to Best Buy this Sunday you can pick up a copy. And Dr. Pepper does plan on giving away a free bottle to every human being on this planet........or the ones smart enought to use a computer.

Rejoice and Rock out!!!!! Now.......I can only hope their is a tour to follow!!!!!

Vegas Baby....Vegas! Well, We had a blast in Vegas but did it slow us down in our return to the field?

Pride:

In the most highly anticipated rematch of the year at Red Bug Lake Park we squared off against our old friends Habeneros’ grill Friday Night under the lights. The Kai were a little rusty after not playing a game in close to a month and still not fully recovered from the bachelor party in Vegas we came out a little flat. This was to be expected since we haven’t been under the lights for several weeks, but we let our guard down for too long and Habenero’s took full advantage of it.

Before we left for Vegas we had fully eradicated our 1 inning where we let our momentum turn on us and we implode for that one simple inning. In life sometimes one day or one inning can change the outcome dramatically. And in this case it was the 5^th inning when we imploded and the Habenero’s dropped 10 runs on us. However, the silver lining in this case is that the Kai proved we have something called Pride. In the past we would have dropped our heads and given up. Capt Tucci would not let this happen to the new and improved Cobra Kai. “In Softball 90% of the game is half mental, so I knew we needed to get back in the right mindset to spark a rally.”

In the top of the 6^th Big Daddy Richard Guttierez lead off in what would turn out to be one of our best innings in club history. Big Daddy had been frustrated by the Ump all game as he had an unspoken feud brewing with him from the get go. Big Daddy unleashed that frustration and drove the ball to the fence in left field and sparked a rally we have not had in some time. Roundhouse Reger had the biggest smash of the night and came within inches of sending the ball into the ivy behind the fences as he smashed one to dead center and drove it to the fence to set the pace for the rest of the night. Then, when the team needed it the most, Capt. Tucci came through with a huge bases clearing triple to get us going on all cylinders. When all was said and done we were back within striking distance after posting 10 runs and trailing 13-11.

Koko found himself as the ultimate utility player once again sliding back to his old spot patrolling 1^st base. This time he was wearing the Big “S” on his jersey and made several web gem plays snagging a line drive and doubling off an unsuspecting habeneros’ runner with his X-Ray vision. Johnny Blaze was a patrolling the left side of the field and had one of the more amazing plays this team has seen has he ran from the hole at SS all the way past 2^nd base in an attempt to throw out a Habby player showing off his range. Blaze is emerging as a team leader as he was trying to position the outfield as well as orchestrating the Infield. “If my uniform doesn't get dirty, I haven't done anything in the game, so I was just trying to do everything I can for the Kai’s” said Blaze after the game.

Our defense was solid all night……..except the one inning we let our opponents get the best of us. This team has the most heart, but for some reason we let our guard down in the 5^th inning and everybody quit which made for our ugliest inning in quite some time. Pride eventually intervened and we got back on track…..but once again it was too little too late.

Well, we certainly bounced back at Gators and ended up crushing our old record of 82 pitchers. I would like to make an editors note and apologize to the record keepers out there as I was unaware our friends at Gators spotted us 2 free pitchers every Friday. Thus, we need to add 2 pitchers to every weeks climbing pitcher count which is just an astounding feat in anybody’s eyes.

Well, We look to get back to action and prove our worth this Friday Night as we are still in the title hunt and look to get back on track against the Beat Downs!

Congrats to Mikey's Dustin Pedroia on winning the AL MVP. I don't think I could make an argument against that vote........unless of course the Yankees actually made the playoffs then you know I would be backing Koko's main man A-Rod.

Anyways, not much of story unless you look at the AL MVP Vote getters her.

I would like for somebody...anybody please make a valid argument for how Jason Barlettt, Mike Mussina, Aubrey Huff, and/Or Raul Ibanez got MVP votes???? Other than some writer with some type of self motivated interest or they were on crack.

I know the MVP vote is not purely driven by numbers but check out Bartletts stats:

Jason Bartlett: .289 AVG, 1 HR, 37 RBI, 20 SB.

Is this guy even the MVP of his own team????

And I could not even give you Raul Ibanez stats cause I honestly don't even know what team he plays on or what position he plays. Please somebody give me a decent argument for any of the aforementioned players and I will give you a dojo doorprize this Friday just for the effort.

Well fellas I think that I found away for us to have our sports show! Youcastr.com it is a site set up so that you can broadcast your own sporting events and sports talk shows! I don't know about you guys but I really think that we need to do a cobra kai show, all we need is computer with and internet connection and a microphone! I would like to broadcast the Kai games via the internet if we could figure out a way to do that. I just think this is a really cool idea and I think we should set up a Kai profile and do it.


Here is the link to check out the site!
http://www.youcastr.com/

This is to help conjure up hope that Koko's dream of getting the greatest post game interview meltdown from Samurai Mike this week. Warning.....The Contents of this video is very addicting.

Rinku and Dinesh go to White Castle and the Major Leagues.

Check these two guys out. They are two teenagers from India that in May won a "Million Dollar Arm" Contest in India and are now major league baseball prospects. They won a TV game show and now have a shot at being MLB'ers!!!!

That isn't the amazing part....The amazing part is before the contest they never played Baseball before....Only Cricket and throwing the Javelin. Raw was not the word for these guys. Not only did Rinku and Dinesh not even know how to play catch when they first arrived at USC for training, but they didn't know how to work a drinking fountain. After six months of workouts they are now ready to try out for a MLB team. If they do well, I'm sure the Yanks and Red Sox will start the bidding....If they don't do well watch for the Royals and Brewers to place some bids.

"The first time they saw a baseball game, watching USC play Washington State, Patel was confused. "What did the shortstop do wrong?" he asked. Agent: "Why do you say that?" Patel: "He's the only one in the infield without a base."

In the talent contest in India, Singh consistently hit 87 mph and earned $100,000. When veteran major league scout Ray Poitevint went to India to see whether he had potential, he also recommended Patel, who threw harder but wasn't as accurate.

"When I first saw these guys, I thought they had maybe a 40% chance to pitch professional baseball," Poitevint says. "Now, after seeing them, I think they've got an 85% chance to be in the big leagues. I can't believe the difference."

Wow, If they make a MLB roster it will be the biggest rags to riches story in sports history since we turned JW into a power hitting Tomahawker.

If you want to keep tabs on them here is their blog.

This just goes to prove......Annyyyyyything is Possssssiiibbbllllleeee!!!! Let's go out there and get another big win tonight boys and continue our unheralded quest for a championsip!!!!!

We're a blue state again! Now let's see what this guy can do.

Wow....it has taken me a full week to gain back my bearings after the jaunt to Vegas. After arriving home I came down with a Flu-like cold, tried to get back in the swing of things at work and then suffered from "Sleepover Syndrome". For those of you unaware of sleepover syndrome I liken it to when you were a young kid and had a sleepover with a bunch of friends and the next day when you have to go to bed by yourself it is sooooo boring and lonely and you long for the time when you were surrounded by friends and fun. I realize I just set up Richard or Koko for a zinger....but it was worth it.


This Guy went on vacation a bit earlier than usual.


Anyways, I wasn't able to participate on the Dojo and am just trying to catch back up on the great finds of the "Thriller" performance and our old friend ChadVader.

On this grand election day I thought I would spur some output on the site by taking notice of a recent article detailing the top fielding players in MLB. The article is interesting but I will spare you the time by telling you whom they noted as the best and worst defensive fielders in MLB.

Best shortstop at making outs? The World Champions' Jimmy Rollins. The worst? Jeter, of course. And the Yankee captain was not only ranked 22nd on the shortstop list, one grouchy voter actually called him "the least effective defensive player in the major leagues at any position." Harsh. Johnny Blaze was somehow not included on the list and the league is looking into the reason for his omission.


Warning...The following is just a rant I needed to do Blaze is Burning Style. Feel free to ignore and simply focus on the Fielding Article.

A few observations to I needed to put out there. Was anybody voting experience as brutal as mine? No wonder Florida was such a joke in 2000? I had to wait in line for over 2 hours this morning before work. Yes, I arrived at my polling site (which is on the other side of town) at 7 AM and did not get out until about 9 making me almost late for work. Next, I had to explain to the elderly (barely English Speaking) volunteer (at least I think they are volunteers cause if they get paid I will be irate for how incompetent they were)that my last name starts with a G. Now I do realize my last name is long but come on......a 3rd grader would be able to find my name on an alphabetical list. This lady was searching under "D" for over 5 minutes as I calmly told her my name and that she would not find it under D but she would need to look under "G"! Oh your last name isn't Dinger? No, for the 10th and final time it starts with a G....Please just look at my license.

After that, when I was pressed for time, the "Indian" dude standing in front of me for the last two hours had a clown car pull up and empty his entire family to jump in front of me. Mind you I would not have minded as much if they were not all over the age of 70 and were completely unaware of anything around them. They just walked in front of everybody (all 6 of them) and just started grabbing ballots and marking them up and not realizing there was a formal line. Then they kept on getting it wrong by either circling or checking the ballot. This all delayed the entire line by about 30 minutes as they kept redoing their ballot and then just walking in front of everybody that was in line to put their ballots thru the machine. Plus, they could not put their ballots thru the machine in a proper sequence........Think of somebody trying to buy a candy bar with a crumbled dollar while you are starving but they just can't understand why the machine won't take the dollar. It was brutal!

Anyways, I admire our democratic system but I think there should simply be a competency test to vote or work at the voting booth. Have a great Super Tuesday and by this time tomorrow we will have a New Commander in Chief.

I really want to play some football or ultimate frisbee this weekend! I think you all should play as well let me know if anybody is interested.

I thought this shit was pretty funny! Enjoy!

It appears that the seminole county softball league counts Halloween as a holiday so no game this week.

Vegas weather for the weekend plan accordingly!


Thu

OK Guys, We won 2 games in a row and if we could pull out the victory Friday night under the lights that would officially be a WINNING Streak. IT HAS happened before. No more excuses to give, Not a Leg thing, a spiritual thing, psychological thing, or a heart attack thing, we showed up Friday Night to prove to the league just exactly who we were.

Well, we wasted no time jumping out on the unsuspecting Bull Market squad as the team had momentum in our favor and we were eager to showcase our new line-up and hot hitting team. For the first time in our history we batted all the way through the line-up and everybody got on base in the first inning as we were absolutely En Fuego as our Spanish speaking friends like to say. We posted a 7-0 lead to start the game.

This proved to be enough for our newly improved defensive line-up. Mad Dog took the mound and used his usually veteran savvy skills to baffle the Bull Market offense and make them look more like a Bear Market team. Bid Daddy Gutierrez stitched up his patient in surgery earlier that evening as quick as possible as he knew the team needed him back behind the diamond as he is an integral piece in Mad Dog’s pitching success. “I had another surgery planned later that night, but told the patient he could wait till the morning as I had a prior commitment to my team that I couldn’t break” said Doc Gutierrez after the game. Koko had another solid game commanding 2^nd Base like a veteran as he adapts to the new position. Roundhouse Reger had a stellar game protecting the 3^rd base line fielding everything hit his way and nailing down unsuspecting Bull Market hitters with frozen rope throws killing any hopes of a rally.

Captain Tucci was back commanding the outfield and the team felt complete again and the OF was solid back under his command. The defense was solid and the difference was that we never allowed Bull Market to get a rally going under the Captain’s steady hand. I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good fielding” said Mikey Lemieux who had a solid day patrolling LF and shutting down the Bulls all night.

Our bats were hitting all night as everyone contributed greatly and we had a total team effort posting 14 runs. Johnny Blaze even showcased his wheels by stealing a base and then promptly scoring on the next hit. JW’s new Tomahawk chop is proving to be effective as his swing is coming into its own.” We won in commanding fashion to round into a tie for 3^rd place.

The Lady Kai’s were back in force cheering on the team and willing us to victory from the get go. And of course we headed to Gators in record numbers and once again managed to squeak out a new league record of 89 pitchers Friday night.

The Team is heading to Las Vegas for a players only meeting to discuss Captain Tucci’s plans to make Lady Kai leader Allison captain of his team for eternity. So far, the team is on board with that decision but we just wanted to talk it over a few drinks Vegas Style. Relationship Guru Scott Kluge is even flying in from Boston to consult the team. Roundhouse Reger has volunteered to stay behind to lead the volunteer troops into battle to continue the winning tradition of the Cobra Kai’s. We wish him luck and know he will do his part in keeping the winning streak alive.

Here are the top 12 Vegas movies in no particular order. What's your vote for the best Vegas movie ever?

Now this does not mean which one of these movies is the best film, it's all about which one is the most efficient in capturing the essence of Vegas.

Honeymoon in Vegas (1992)

Nick Cage and Vegas go together like Kevin Smith and New Jersey. This was a really funny movie early in Cage's career. Some people think this movie is a comedy version of Indecent Proposal(1993), but the fact is that it was released a year earlier. Also, any movie with 34 flying Elvises is definitely a great Vegas movie.

Very Bad Things (1998)

To know how awesome this movie is, all you have to do is hear this quote:

"If you take away the horror of the scene, take away the tragedy of the death, take away all the moral and ethical implications that have been drilled into your head since grade one, do you know what you're left with? A 105-pound problem that needs to be moved from point A to point B."

Leaving Las Vegas (1992)

A much more serious film than Honeymoon in Vegas. Some say it's Cage's best performance which is backed up by his "Best Actor" Academy Award.

Bugsy (1991)

The film about the man that started it all, Bugsy Siegel. How could this not be in the list, it's how Vegas became Vegas.

Ocean's Eleven (2001)

In my opinion, the best "heist" movie ever. It surpassed the original film by leaps and bounds. The heart of this movie is the seamless chemistry between the film's high-powered Hollywood cast.

Casino (1995)

This is pretty much Goodfellas in Vegas. And Frank Vincent gets his revenge on Pesci.

Swingers (1996)

Even though only the beginning of the film takes place in Vegas, it's probably the most memorable part of the film. This is also the film that coined the term, "Vegas Baby, Vegas."

Rain Man (1988)

Unbelievable film. The Vegas portion is where you'll find all the signature scenes. This movie not only educated millions of people about Autism, but also card counting.

Vegas Vacation (1997)

Hands down the funniest Vegas movie ever. And as silly as some of the games were in the "dirt casino" scene, such as "guess which hand," and "pick a number," the game "War" has actually made its way into mainstream casinos.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998)

I've actually never seen this movie. I know I should be beaten for that. But on its reputation alone I had to include it.

The Godfather Part II (1974)

The greatest sequel of all time. I personally think it's better than the original. It was also the only sequel to ever win the Oscar for "Best Picture," until those damn hobbit movies came along.

Fools Rush In

Definitely a chick flick, but also a very funny movie with good writing. The main reason it's on the list is because it easily has the best Vegas sountrack ever.