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Is Sean Avery a total douche bag or pure genius??
I can't quite decide if these comments from NHL bad Boy Sean Avery is pure genius or just a jealous douche bag being a douche. I mean he accomplished what he set out to do by drumming up publicity for the game and the dying sport of Hockey.
But, at the same time talking about another dude's girlfriend to the media is a low-blow. However, it's not WWF style. I can't get over how he is almost out of breath when he gives the statement. Kind of like when someone is really fired up and/or pissed off and your adrenaline is flowing and what you are saying is coming from the pit of your stomach. I haven't seen many interviews with him but I assume a professional athlete such as him still doesn't get nervous in front of the camera. Thus, I have to assume either he new he was being a douche when he was saying it, or he is really pissed off that his Ex is sleeping with another dude. It has to be one or the other.
Thus, I leave it up to the dojo to figure it out. Is this guy simply being playful and funny to drum up support for hockey or does he qualify for JW's list of people that deserved to be punched........which I assume he will be since these teams meet again assuming he is not suspeneded for the season.......and after all it is hockey where getting punched in the face is common place. That reminds me how is this sport not more popular???? It is the only major sport that they ecnourage fighting.
In case you are unaware of this and haven't heard of it here is a quick tidbit behind the quote:
The NHL has suspended Dallas Stars forward Sean Avery indefinitely. The suspension was handed down for making "inappropriate public comments, not pertaining to the game."
Following a morning skate, Avery called over all of the reporters in the locker room, and said "I'm really happy to be back in Calgary, I love Canada," he said. "I just want to comment on how it's become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy-seconds." Shaking his head, Avery said "I don't know what that's about, but enjoy the game tonight."
Avery's remarks came following a morning skate in Calgary, where the Stars were playing the Flames Tuesday night. He referenced his former girlfriend, Elisha Cuthbert, who is now romantically linked to Flames defenseman Dion Phaneuf. Cuthbert had also been linked to Mike Komisarek of the Montreal Canadiens. Avery also dated model and actress Rachel Hunter, the girlfriend of Los Angeles Kings center Jarrett Stoll.
13 comments:
Hockey is way more exciting than basketball. It just has an inferior PR department.
Ever since the strike after the '94 season, which was their most successful ever, the NHL has not been able to rejoin the mainstream.
Avery is a goon, he's just being himself. But goons are part of hockey.
Yeah, The NBA should implement more goons like Artest or Bruce Bowen.
Goons are cool...........I think JW should be our team Goon and start fights with the opposing teams catcher/pitcher to rattle them and take them out of their games.........
I think what he said is ok, it is just trash talk. He does have a point though there are like three chicks he dated that are now dating guys on other teams, so they are taking his seconds. Even if he was being a douche I think his mission was to draw attention to him and to Hockey, I think that he successfully accomplished these tasks.
I could be the goon, just get me some vodka before the game and a ride home after the game.
He is a scumbag for saying what he said. He should have a little more class. Although, the suspension is rediculous. She is a hot hockey groupy. She bangs bird brain goons. The fucking world is coming to an end. It should be done the old way. Her new man should fuck him up for saying that. Thats it!!!
J-Dub needs to get meaner to become our goon. He's like a cuddly bear. Oh my God! I said BEAR!!!!Ha ha ha ha. Did you see that you Boston Queer.
I think Avery is a closet fag. I can't remember if it was an espn special or some other network special, maybe E!, where it showed that he is into womans clothing and fashion. He goes to fashion shows for fun and also enjoys handbags. I thought Dallas brought him over to there team to get more publicity anyways.
I personally think what he said was funny. Very funny, because it was true.
I wish more athletes actually said what they were thinking. Today's interviews are sooooo boring because nobody wants to be bulleton board material.
You know there are tons of grudges and rivalries around, probably in some cases, dating back to high school that we never hear about.
I would love to hear a coach say something like "we decided to blitz Rodgers today because we knew he was a fucking choker pussy and would throw an interception" "any more questions?"
How cool would that be?
I feel safer at night knowing that Prosthetic Johnson is monitoring the E! channel, looking for fags.
Yeah....Very Impresive Prosthetic J....I gotta admit I didn't see that one coming.
This gives a new perspective on his comments.
Married life......you gotta love it!
Right....I think someone else is a closet fag.
You may be on to something...... In honor of Scott's profound E research I found this interesting quote about our friend Mr. Avery:
"over thanksgiving i was at the bar with my good buddy that i grew up playing hockey with. He plays for the penguins, and a very legit player. I don't want to put his name out there because i don't want to get him in trouble. Anyways, he told me that it's pretty much common knowledge in dressing rooms across the league that rachel hunter, jared stoll's girlfriend stuck a dildo up Avery's poop shoot. and that he constantly gets beaked on the ice for it. thought alot of readers would get a kick out of that, avery's a real prick"
That's funny. I heard the same thing about a-rod with madonna, except a-rod likes it a lot and even does it when she's not around.
I'm out of here! I'm sure Mikey is excited where this conversation is going.
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