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I would like address allegations that I did not finish that pitcher of beer, I will admit that there was spilling of beer; but the bet was that I couldn't chug the pitcher, an act that I was successful in completing. The claims that I threw up were completely untrue, I merely had a big air bubble in my stomach from the two breathes that I was so gracious for receiving. The trapped air merely released itself and some of the beer, there was not vomit.
I would like to apologize to the ladies that had to see me holding the beer in my hand after the air bubble. Secondly, I would like to apologize to Blaze, for sticking him with my food tab, my bad man.
I am not going to let this scandal detour me from my beer drinking. I don't know how the hall of fame will look at this incident, but I am pretty sure I will get and asterik.
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5 comments:
Asterisk? As the official referee for most of the CKBCA contests (Cobra Kai Beer Chugging Associaction) I would reverse the decision and negate JW's chug.
I however was at the opposite end of the table during this event and have no real jurisdiction, but I would strongly suggest to the ref in charge that any type of regurgitation, air bubble or otherwise, is an automatic DQ.
I feel very strongly about this, and to address JW's concerns that this scandal has somehow defamed his character; well we all know that's not possible ever since his hammer-dance performance.
-Koko
I'm still laughing, Ha Ha Ha!!!!
My say is, you have to keep it down until your next drink or at least 5 mins. Ha Ha Ha!!!!!Phenominal try by the way Jon West.
It was a very impressive performance and I would give you a thumbs for your grit and determination to finish the pitcher.
Your claims of an air bubble seem a bit far fetched as I am pretty sure I saw vomit....but being one of the ones to clean the floor I must say there were no chunks or a smell of puke....
However, I strongly commend you for the effort and give you a thumbs up on the bet even though it came back up later on.
I would agree with koko and Rich. Gotta keep something down, no liquid may be spilled, not a drop. So says the rules of Beerfest. ÜND DRINKËN!!
MY LEGAL TEAM HAS ADVISED ME WE ARE GOING TO APPEAL THE DECISION TO THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF THE CKBCA. IF YOU HAVE ANY FURTHER QUESTIONS PLEASE DIRECT THEM TO MY CONSUL. (FREDRICK AND ULLMAN)
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