You ladies want to try out for the LFL? Tryouts are tomorrow. Sounds like a fun tailgating experience, watching girls play ball while sipping a cold beverage...but I'll be kicking it in Jupiter at my cousins Wedding.


http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/en_fuego/2010/04/ladies-are-you-game-for-the-lingerie-football-league.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+blogs%2Fenfuego+%28En+Fuego%29

Meet Jax Pulcini, the first player on the Orlando Fantasy roster.

www.MyOrlFantasy.com

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Orlando-FL/ORLANDO-FANTASY/323785197490?ref=ts

The Cobra Kai squared off against their rival the Swim N Fun in an epic battle last Friday Night that came down to the wire. Coming off the biggest win of the young Cobra Kai’s career the team was without Sully after his huge game but as always the Cobra Kai were set to go to battle.

The Swami had his troops ready to go. I just told the guys” we can win this one, I know deep down we are better than them and It is impossible to win the race unless you venture to run, impossible to win the victory unless you dare to battle.”

The Kai took Elliot’s words to heart and sprinted onto the field looking for victory. The Team battled back and forth behind Mad Dog and some great defensive efforts on the Left Side of the Outfield. The Cobra Kai jumped out to an early lead led by some timely hitting by the Swami and the top of the lineup. Oil Can Sprague’s was back in action and introduced himself back to first base just in time to be knocked home. Our Newest addition Wild Man Wilson took it right up the middle right back at the Swim N Fun with reckless abandon and told them “You aint so Bad, You aint So Bad” and the Kai looked primed and ready for a big Win.

Donjuan Quintana kept his league leading On Base % intact for a third straight season after blasting 3 hits up the middle to set himself up for 2 easy scores. However, in the top of the 3rd a strange thing happened that seemed to be prophetic in the ways of the game. Wild Man Wilson blasted a shot up the middle but as he sprinted out of the box the bottom of his shoe melted away much like Kid Icarus when he flew too close to the sun. Koko, quickly turned to his watchtower to investigate the phenomenon.

“Apparently, when a new warrior is fitted with a T-850 arm their body needs a couple of weeks to fuse with it and become one. I was told by upper management that we were not ready to take over just yet, we must be patient and our victory against the Swim N Fun was to be saved for a big night, like the reunitiion of the lost members of the Cobra Kai returning to help us” I don’t know the exact date but my intuitions tell me it will be in a few weeks.” Koko said in a strange voice after the game, right before he shook his head and said…..”What, What did I just say, I blacked out for a moment”.

Captain Tucci and the Swami were kept busy all night in the outfield running down blasts down the left field line and then to the fences. The Swin N Fun were relentless in their assaults. Wild Man Wilson and Johnny Blaze were busy holding down the fort in the infield, but the Swim N Fun’s onslaught proved to be a bit too much for the Cobra Kai on that night.

“ I just wanted to go the distance with Creed and the Swim N Fun, we’ve never gone the distance and that what we did” Johnny Blaze said after the game
It doesn't matter if you try and try and try again, and fail. It does matter if you try and fail, and fail to try again." Captain Tucci Said.

Well, the Kai lost the battle but have not lost the war. We have a big matchup against the hated Sharks this Friday night. On another note, the Dojo has learned that the Mighty Sharks are actually named after a gang from the 1950’s musical the West Side Story. Yes, that West Side story that features the mighty Officer Krupke. West Side Story is a touching love story about the Sharks and the Jets.

Oooohhhhh…..are we really going to lose to a team named after a Musical??????? Let’s show them what the Cobra Kai are all about this week under the Friday night Lights!

so that he can one day call a Cobra Kai game...

Since Conan is not legally allowed on televsion for a few more months, he's been doing this comedy tour out in L.A.

He's still the funniest of all the late night guys. NBC did him dirty.

I personaly wouldn't mind seeing the Thunder beat the Lakers. Kevin Durant is turning out to be an amazing baller and this is only the begining of his career. The Celtics are looking good as well. I know they are old but it seems like they have one more championship in them. Is this the year to win another one for them? Or will the Lebrons pull it off? It's down hill for the Celtics after this year. The Heat are hanging on but they are not a strong team. Before the Playoffs, I thought the Nuggets had a chance but the Jazz is taking it to Denver. I think the Jazz is an underrated team and one of their best players, AK-47, has been out of the seen so far. I'd like to hear the Kai's thoughts on who they think will make it to the finals and be crowned the champs of 2010.

Well, The Prime Time Draft day experiment was fairly entertaining. I enjoyed the fact it was 1 round to only have to take in and the excitment of a few hours was worth it.

However, ESPN was atrocious in their coverage. Is it me or has Chris Berman just become uncomfortably painful to watch anymore. He seems like he hates everybody and his is trying to overcompensate for something. I don't know what was the deal but that panel was horrible. John Gruden saved them a bit but other than him it seemed like it was a panel of us at Gators after 10 pitchers when everybody is rambling and trying to talk over each other. Just curious to hear if I was the only one. But personally, I think it is time for Boomer to step down. Does he have part ownership in ESPN.......why does ESPN let him rule over NFL at the Network? He is not a good host anymore.

Also, What a great place for Dez Bryant to land. He is going to have some big numbers in Dallas. Tebow to the Broncos? Hmmmmmmm.......

Rob McShiper can we get a recap on your expert opinions.

Let's see if Captain Tucci can do this to Swim N Fun tomorrow.

A new edition of "Big Fish Recap with Dinger" has been posted for your reading pleasure.

The rules are simple. These are the players that I feel will greatly outplay their draft position and players that I think will not live up to their draft position. For example a 1st rounder could potentially be a sleeper if he outplays the guys ahead of him and a guy drafted in the middle could be a bust if he gets cut.

Sleepers

• Thaddeus Gibson – LB- Ohio St
• Mike Williams – WR- Syracuse
• Montario Hardesty – RB – Tennessee
• Donald Jones – wr- Youngstown St
• Jason Worilds – LB- Va Tech
• Donald Butler – LB – Washington
• Danario Alexander – WR- Missouri
• Myron Rolle – S- Fla St
• Dan Lefevre – QB – Central Michigan
• James Starks – RB – Buffalo
• John Skelton – QB – Fordham

Busts

• Sergio Kindle – olb- Texas
• Jerry Hughes- olb- TCU
• Colt McCoy- Qb- Texas
• Demaryious Thomas – Wr- G-tech
• Derrick Morgan – DE- G-tech
• Lagarrette Blount- RB- Oregon
• Jared Veldheer – Ot- Hillsdale
• Dominique Franks – CB – Okie
• Damian Williams – WR- USC
• Eric Decker- WR- Minnesota
• Toby Gerhardt – RB- Stanford

Larry David has agreed to bring Curb Your Enthusiasm back for another year.

Unlike many series, which are subject to their networks’ whims or on a strict schedule to keep pumping out season after season, Curb is strictly under the control of writer/producer/star David, who can choose whether to make each new run depending on if he has a good idea.

"After much soul searching - and by the way, it was nowhere to be found - I have decided to do another season of Curb," David says in a press release. "I look forward to the end of shooting, when I can once again resume the hunt for my elusive soul. I know it's here somewhere or perhaps in the rugged mountainous regions of Pakistan."

Welcome to my most anticipated piece of the year. This is my 20th year doing this and making suggestions to teams. So far, none of them have called. But that doesn’t mean I won’t keep trying. Anyways, this list represents who I personally think teams should take when their number comes up, not necessarily who I think they will take.
Round 1
1. Rams- Sam Bradford (Note:I would have traded my 2 for McNabb and drafted Suh)
2. Lions- Ndamakong Suh
3. Bucs- Gerald McCoy
4. Redskins- Russell Okung
5. Chiefs- Eric Berry
6. Seahawks- Trent Williams
7. Browns- Jimmy Clausen
8. Raiders- Dez Bryant
9. Bills- Anthony Davis
10. Jaguars- Rolando McClain
11. Broncos- Earl Thomas
12. Dolphins- Jason Pierre-Paul
13. 49ers- Joe Haden
14. Seahawks- CJ Spiller
15. Giants- Mike Iupati
16. Titans- Dan Williams
17. 49ers- Brian Bulaga
18. Steelers- Golden Tate
19. Falcons- Carlos Dunlap
20. Texans- Taylor Mays
21. Bengals- Jermaine Gresham
22. Pats- Jared Odrick
23. Packers- Kyle Wilson
24. Eagles- Derrick Morgan
25. Ravens- Devin McCourty
26. Cardinals- Sean Witherspoon
27. Cowboys- Brian Price
28. Chargers- Terrence Cody
29. Jets- Everson Griffen
30. Vikings- Brandon Graham
31. Colts- Charles Brown
32. Saints- Maurkice Pouncey
Round 2
33. Rams- Jerry Hughes
34. Lions- Sergio Kindle
35. Bucs- Kareem Jackson
36. Chiefs- Brandon Spikes
37. Eagles- Ryan Mathews
38. Browns- Vlad Ducasse
39. Raiders- Bruce Campbell
40. Chargers- Jahvid Best
41. Bills- Colt McCoy
42. Bucs- Demaryious Thomas
43. Broncos- Arrelious Benn
44. Patriots- Patrick Robinson
45. Broncos- Rob Gronkowski
46. Giants- Darryl Washington
47. Patriots- Thadeus Gibson
48. Panthers- Brandon LeFell
49. 49ers- Chad Jones
50. Chiefs- Rodger Saffold
51. Texans- Amari Spievey
52. Steelers- Mike Johnson
53. Patriots- Mardy Gilyard
54. Bengals- Major Wright
55. Eagles- Sean Lee
56. Packers- Jason Worilds
57. Ravens- Aaron Hernandez
58. Cardinals- Myron Rolle
59. Cowboys- Reshad Jones
60. Seahawks- Chris Cook
61. Jets- Nate Allen
62. Vikings- Eric Norwood
63. Colts- Geno Atkins
64. Saints- Clifton Geathers

Acting With James Franco Episode 1: "Sense Memory" from James Franco

Couple of new features in the Dojo I finally finished.

On the Featured Articles Page there are now buttons to take you directly to the Article of your choosing. This was in reponse to all the carpal tunnel users having trouble with the wheel on the mouse.

And the main thing is that the "Media" tab is no more due to atrophy. It is now the new and improved "The Team" tab. All of the '86 Topps Cobra Kai vintage cards are on there. You can click on the thumbnails in the field and it will take you down to the selected card. Also just rolling over the card with the mouse will show you the back of the card. Clicking the card will take you back to the top along with the small links.

Anyone who I did not get becasue they were absent on picture day, I will get in the future.

A: 0

Ok so here is the Boiler room version of A.B.C. Ben Affleck is a shitty actor but this is a good scene with good dialogue. Never the less, Glen Gary Glen Ross is a much better movie and more original. Boiler room is a decent movie and I love the sound track.

Swami Sayz:

This is what you watch before Friday night games! Or Sully, this is what you need to watch before you go on another stink finger date. AIDA, ABC; it's fuck or walk losers! Get a pair of brass ones.

I really don't know what to say about this article but I think it was designed with Richard in mind.

What has our world come to: Recreational Enemas? Fleet
debuts a new product this month specifically for what they’ve termed “elective rectal cleansing.”

And, since any new product requires an advertising campaign, Fleet is buying space starting in June in the national gay monthly Out as well as 10 regional publications and various popular websites aimed at gay and lesbian readers. Well, The Goat would have stumbled upon this article sooner or later.


The Company found the two populations do so for different reasons: 80 percent of the general population said they used an enema for “health and well-being” while 87 percent of gay and bisexual men said they did so as a precursor to “anal intimacy.” About 38 percent of the general population said they used enemas for “anal intimacy”; respondents were permitted to select more than one answer


We’ve always known that some of our consumers were using Fleet enemas for reasons other than to relieve constipation, so we wanted to develop a product that would meet the needs of those users and provide them with a safe way to cleanse and frequently if desired,” Klopp said.


Ok.....Good to know.

If you see this "Pendeho" (The one with the 6th seeded Heat T-Shirt On) Today Be sure to wish him a Happy Birthday. Reg Bug Lakes Reigning On Base % Champion celebrates his Old Man Birthday today.

We all know Strike First, Strike Hard, No Mercy is the Cobra Kai Creed. The team followed through on 2 out of 3 in the our quest for our 2nd Championship Friday night but would it be enough? Perfect might be the enemy of the good, but good enough proved perfection's greatest ally in the Cobra Kai’s quest at an undefeated Season in Conference and a Championship trophy to add to our banners hanging at Gators.

The Kai were pitted against our wannabe rivals the Goonies and we jumped out to an early 9-0 lead despite playing a man down as Oil Can Spragues was delayed in a speaking visit to Daytona Beach. Double S was also missing as he had a prior commitment to our double A franchise.

However, the Cobra Kai would not let anything stand in between the team and a date with destiny to raise the trophy one more time.

“ Vince Lombardi once told me The Strength of the group is the strength of its leader and the harder you work the harder it is to surrender. And I just told myself there was no way I was going to let the Cobra Kai walk away from the field Friday night without that trophy in hand” The Swami told reporters after the game. The Swami came ready to play and the “Big E” started things off early for the Kai as he had a bases clearing triple to start the game and set the pace for the Kai early on. Everybody contributed offensively once the pace was set and the team batted through the line-up to start the game off.

Capt. Tucci was breaking in his new bat and banged home two runners including the DonJuan whom secured his second straight On Base Percentage title by safely reaching base all four at bats Friday night and ending the season with an .997 OBP%. “Los Pendehos will never hold me down, and I have nobody to thank but my teammates for this, and it is all worth it to raise the trophy” DonJuan said through his interpreter wife Jen after the game.

SuperKoko wore his destroyer Underroos Friday night relentlessly attacking the Left Field line until injuring yet another Left Fielder and putting him down for the count. The Goonies were so baffled by our relentless assault on the bases they had to change fielders three times to try and shore up holes the Kai exploited.

However, the Team forget to deliver on our motto of “No Mercy” as after posting an early 10-2 lead the team began planning the celebration at Gators and let the Goonies creep back into striking distance for a brief period led by the stellar play of their hot fielding pitcher the pony tailed Silver Streak.

“At first I was worried about the game being called for Travesty, but then the team started testing their pitcher and going right at him, I knew he was a crafty veteran and told the team to hit away from him” the teams veteran spokesman Oil Can Spragues said after the game. Once the Kai realized this they settled down and were able to put the game away.

Johnny Blaze was in full control of the Infield snagging several line drives hit his way at third and his partner to the left SS Trox did much of the same. Trox also belted two line drives deep to keep the game in check for the Kai late in the matchup. Roundhouse Reger added three timely sacrifice fly’s late in the game to help seal the deal for the Cobra Kai.

The Team closed it out in the fifth and claimed our second Championship in team history. "Every player should be accorded the privilege of at least one season with the Cobra Kai. That's softball as it should be played - in God's own sunshine. And that's really living, but unfortunately for the rest of the league this is a family and we aint going nowhere so let the rest of Red Bug know this is Cobra Kai Country….Let’s do a Shot” Capt Tucci said after the game.

Well, The Kai won and completed their goal of winning another championship. The Team celebrated in style putting back a new record of 86 pitchers in celebration at Gators. Till, Next season the Cobra Kai reign supreme.

http://sports.espn.go.com/newyork/mlb/news/story?id=5060292

Hello 1992. Yes, this is the Fielder family...but they don't speak anymore. That has nothing to do with why I am posting it. This is for the Wisconsin boys. Check out Prince in '92.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcvaYgWc9eY

KFC is coming out with a new meatier sandwich for the 18 to 24 year old male. Introducing KFC's non bun sandwich. This breadless masterpiece consists of two boneless chicken fillets as the bun — then squeezes two pieces of bacon, two slices of cheese and some sauce in between. Wow! This can't help america's weight problem. Although it does look good and if I was 18 to 24 yrs old I would of definitely bought this. You can find more out about this sandwich on the site included.

http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/food/2010-04-06-bunlesskfc06_ST_N.htm

Jennifer Hudson and CBS absolutely butchered my favorite moment of the entire tournament. After such a great game I have never been so disappointed in a One Shining Moment. Absolutely Horrible! I got up and didn't even finish watching this One Shining Moment. How can you screw something like that up so bad. Absolutely inexcusable. Boo and Two Thumbs down to Jennifer Hudson.

The Greatest Sports Moment of the Year is almost here as at the End of the David Vs Goliath matchup the media is eating up we get to enjoy the greatest sports montage of the year....One Shining Moment. This year CBS decided to tweak it and will add a chick to Luther VanDross traditional song........you know to gain viewership points with the ladies.

Speaking of the Game tonight Whom are you pulling for? The Evil and Meniacal Duke Team or the sweet underdog in Butler.

Why does everybody Hate Duke?

Also, Butler is not the David everybody paints them out to be. They are a #5 seed and pereniallly make deep runs in the tourney. They also come from the rough and tumble Horizon leagues where they face many elite opponents like the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee and UW Green Bay twice a year at least.

Well, for that reason I'm pulling for Butler but Will enjoy the game but will be patiently waiting for the arrival of ONE SHINING MOMENT!

For One Day the Rest of Major League Baseball gets to look Down at the Lowly Yankees whom sit soley in last Place with the WORST Record in all of Baseball.

The Pirates, Nats, and even the Indians can look down at the Yankees for one day at least. Ahhhh.....Hope Springs Eternal...

Let's Play Ball!!!

A brand new edition of The Kluge Chronicles has been posted for your reading pleasure.