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Strike First, Strike Hard, and No Mercy. That is our team motto and that is exactly what the Cobra Kai did this past Friday night at Red Bug Lake Field. After falling to the PHI to start the season the team was hungry for a victim to unleash on. Before the game the Swami gathered the troops and told them to play like the Cobra Kai’s are capable of and follow our motto and forget about last week.
Well, the team took that literally and jumped out to a 7 run lead in the first inning as we batted through the order and the runs started to mount. “I wore my Punisher underoos this game cause the team needed to punish someone after last week” Koko said after the game. Capt. Tucci tried to clot the bleeding for the Intimidated Intimidators by asking Koko to take off his punisher underoos and telling the team to ease up a bit after we posted a 14-1 lead in the 2nd inning.
However, the wiley veteran Spragues still reeling from Mad Dog’s ducking of the PHI to preserve his ERA cried “Travesty” and told us not to let up. “A general rule I have in life is to not make a mockery of the game and when Spragues told me to step it back up, that’s all I could do” Said Johnny Blaze. Spragues would not let the Kai ease up and even completed the play of the day picking off an Intimidator running to third whom clearly was shell shocked by the ass whooping the Kai’s were laying on his team.
On Offense the team was hitting on all cylinders. Regs was back at clean-up doing his usual damage picking up right where he left off. DonJuan jumped right back up to the league lead upping his OB% to .957 and Sully even stepped up and showed the Intimidators a thing or two on the base path. “After tasting victory so graciously the last two seasons I wanted it so bad again, that I stopped off and gave a homeless guy 2 loafs of bread on my way to the game to bring Karma the Kai’s way…..I guess it worked” Sully said after the game.
Overall, it was a total team effort as everybody contributed to the 17-2 Annihilation of the Intimidators. However, the team did post a team low 9 pitchers at Gators as everyone was saving themselves for next week.
The Kai’s will be taking the field without Capt. Tucci whom will be scouting some players in NY this week. Damaso also will not be available as he pulled a hamstring jumping up to curse out the Yankees after they got it handed to them twice by the lowly Mariners this week.
Looking forward to keeping the momentum going against the Swim N Fun at 8:30!!!
3 comments:
Great stuff as always Big Fish.
And stop looking in my underwear draw!
Wow my average went up while i was in Miami ?
Was somebody batting as TheDiggler?
Nice pull of the 'I gave loaves of bread to the homeless guy for karma' from my facebook. Yes yes ya'll, that was the truth. But truth wasn't that I got on the basepaths to show them a thing or two. I flied out to center. But I did keep the jokes piling up in the dugout with the Captain. I don't think we even got to 9 pitchers at Gator's. Maybe 5 & Capt Tucci even sent one back to the bar. We were all lame that night. Not so this Fri as We might have a guest fan appearance Fri night by the girl I met tailgating this past weekend.
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