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29 comments:
Sweet recap. Now lets hear the recap from your trip to Milwaukee!
My quote was about 90% truth. Keep it up Kai.
No. Keep the recaps on the main page. Fuck fishing for recaps. Revote please!
No. I like it as a separate column on the Articles Tab. That way it makes users explore the Dojo further. So if I may quote the film "The Lawnmower Man,"
"I am God here!"
Oooh also quoting the film "Malice,"
"You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God."
One more "Almost Famous,"
"I am a Golden God."
Are you catching my drift?
To quote Muhammad Ali when asked by a stewerdess to put on his seatbelt.
"Superman don't need a seatbelt"
Which prompted the stewerdess to reply
" Well, Superman don't need an airplane, either, so put on your seatbelt"
The point is that God doesn't need a blog to express his opinion. He just unleases swine flu on his people. I think it works best with an administrator and respect for everyone on here, because without readers and replyers, there is no blog.
That said, I like the separate section. Good job Koko
Love the quote from Ali for obvious reasons. Nice job Regs.
As for your statement about respect and concern for everyone on here. I totally agree, that would be the ideal person to moderate this website.
BUT, remember that test I told you to take online? I scored a 20. Not only did I score a 20, I was genuinely dissapointed it was not higher.
You're stuck with me bitches!
ps
I'm god here.
Dear "god," I like the recap on the main page. Please out it back there.
SS
PS- dont give me swine flu.
in case anybody thinks its a joke or an act about Koko thinking he is the end all and be all, take it from someone who has had to suffer through it, ITS VERY REAL!
How did you survive your childhood Mr Goat? Your bigger than him now, so kick his ass. Anyway, the tabs are cool, but the weekly review is the highlight of the blog. I believe it should be easily accessable to all Kai members and more importantly our supporters from all across the world. My 2 cents, do with it as you wish Mr Koko or just stick it up your ass like Mikey likes it. You fake deity.
PS (I really don't give a fuck as usual)
You guys are fuckin idiots!!!
I agree w/ Rich, if it was kept on the main page, then everybody would read it without missing it if they didnt search for it under the article tab.
Fuck the Celtics!
Great Quotes Koko and Regs....Ha
However, I also agree I think it is better to keep on the main page.....that was kind of the whole point of the site.
We want to promote the Cobra Kai first and foremost.....The Yankees arent on the back page of the sports section of the NY Times...that's where they put articles about their putrid farm system..........Ha!
Not to mention you can't comment on it...and it flows so you cant tell where one thing begins and the other ends..........Plus, What Elliot was calling for was something completely different.
He wanted a Team Bio page where we made Bio's of each player on a seperate page......Not the Recap.
Fight the Power!!!!
Okay listen up real good fuckers. I'm going to address all of your ridiculous pussificated complaints. No I don't think "pussificated" is a real word but it works in this context.
"How did you survive your childhood Mr Goat? Your bigger than him now, so kick his ass."
No he's not bigger than me, I still hold the height advantage, but yes he could probably kick my ass.
"You guys are fuckin idiots!!!"
Thank you Captain Really Really Obvious.
"I agree w/ Rich, if it was kept on the main page, then everybody would read it without missing it if they didnt search for it under the article tab."
Really? I mean REALLY!? So when you bring up the main page do you put on your miners hat, break out the compass, and call up Indiana Jones in the search for the lost review? IT'S A ONE STEP PROCEDURE! And I thought I could be lazy. One click on the damn Columns tab and you can read the review in all its glory. I went through all of the trouble to make this site look cool and organized. You can click a fucking tab.
"Fuck the Celtics!"
Nothing wrong with that.
"...I think it is better to keep on the main page.....that was kind of the whole point of the site."
No, the point of the site was for all of us to bullshit and keep in touch while we pretend to work hard at our jobs. Boy who thinks he's God now Mr. Big Fish.
".....The Yankees arent on the back page of the sports section of the NY Times...that's where they put articles about their putrid farm system..........Ha!"
I take critisism of the Yankees from fans of good teams under protest. But Brewers fans I will not stand for.
"Not to mention you can't comment on it...and it flows so you cant tell where one thing begins and the other ends."
Yes you can aboslutely comment on it, just as Double S did at the top of this page. Just like all the other reoccuring articles, there will be a column update box when a new edition is posted, a la this one right here, where all the comments can be read. And I have no idea what you mean by you can't tell where it begins and ends. It begins at the big yellow softball logo and ends at the Kluge Chronical logo. I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!
The main reason for the separate page is that the reoccuring articles like my movie reviews and Keith's game revies are usually long and take up a lot of space on the front page, pushing all other post very far down on the page. Not to mention making the front page larger in megabytes and causing longer load up times, especially on portable devices like phones and people with slower internet connections. Trust me, it more streamlined and organized this way. It will be ok, guys. Everything will be ok. . .
And of course you all always have the option to just go out and fuck yourselves.
Peace and love, peace and love.
Oh one more thing and this is actually very convenient. Since they have their own page, all of the movie reviews, game reviews (starting this season) and rants are easliy archived and searchable on the "articles" tab, so you can go back and read any favorites from the past.
So there.
Lets put it back on the main page so then when we click onto the site, we see there is something new to read.
Fuck the Celtics!
I know you're reading comprehension is low Sean, but try to follow. You will see that a new game review is up the same way you see that a new movie review or rant is up on the main page.
Why does everyone force me to be so mean. I don't like to be mean. I'M A VERY PLEASANT PERSON!
Yeah .....Que mierda. Ok I dont get the fish ???????
Keith has been known to slightly exaggerate during the game reviews. Big Fish Stories are exaggerated or made up tales. There was even a pretty good movie by Tim Burton titled "Big Fish" a couple years back.
LOL! Adding gasoline to a lit fire is awesome. Keep it going Kokonuts. I love this site.
Ahhhh , muchas gracias Senior KokoaNuts. De beeeeg feeesh !
Why not a Chark ?
where the hell is the recap? this shit is way too confusing! put it back on the main page! FUCK!
ahahahha, I love it cause I know how angry this is actually making you. I think you should punish everyone by puting the recap on a totally diffrenet site with a really complicated URL. If any one really wants to make koko mad go up to him and tap him on the shoulder with your finger repeatedly! But make sure to either duck or wear a helmet!
I can read at a 12th grade level, fuckwad. I was just trying to simplify what I had written earlier, fuckwad.
I agree with J-Dubs. Put it back fuckwad. Or I will tap on your shoulder incessantly.
Yeah, this is definitely not the way to get something you want from me.
My brother knows me very well. I was already comtemplating the url from hell to place the weekly review at.
You fuckers are going to have to put in your social security, password, DOB, mothers maiden name and future childs middle initial to read the damn review if this keeps up. It will be conveniently placed at:
www.youfuckersaskedforit.kissmyass.lickmytaint.ikgjieuroiejnfeoiefwhoiheoioithoinfoir.com.edu.tv.net
And Sean, I hope you know Luke Skywalkers plastic surgeon because I'll snap your fingers off your damn hand.
Peace and love, peace and love.
I can take just about anything except a rip on the Wild Card leading Brewers or a rip on the greatest football player who has ever lived.
That said, if it has its own tab then we need to eliminate the "Blaze is Burning" and "Kluge Chronicles" sections, not because I don't like them (which I do), but because they come out about once every 6 months.
If anything clutters up the blog, it is that. Koko, your movie reviews are great and the recap is great. The rest is dumb and outdated.
Regs you didn't just brag about leading the Wild Card under 30 games into the season did you?
Anyway, the tab is labled "Featured Articles" which is for reocurring columns. Columns are usually long and take up too much room on the main page so giving it it's own page solves this problem also if you guys have noticed, the archive on the articles page is very easy and accessible to find any past article without having to search through all of the other million postings on the main page.
I do agree Kluge and Blaze need to give some new content. If they don't want to do it anymore that's cool too though.
Good luck tonite boys! Maybe I will surprise you at Gators after the Magic game tonite!
You want to break my fingers? Slow your roll Loco Koko!
Go Magic! Fuck the Celtics!
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