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This Just In.................Hey Elliot great idea....but we have some never discussed territory here in that it is rumored that the legendary Green Bay Packers....errr I mean New York Jet QB Brett Favre might come out of retirment..........Do you think John Madden will follow suit....
Koko, I know you must be jacked for a summer of What will Brett do......I'm just so excited for more 24/7 news........
On a side note........I did mention this last year that I thought A-Rod owed Brett a major favor for the way the Brett rumors fired up the day after the A-Rod positive steriod tests were released and it took all the media pressure off of him......and in much the same way the same week Selena Roberts book is released Brett does this again???
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11 comments:
Fucking shoot me! Again!
Maybe A-Rod pleads for Favre to do this when the fire gets too hot for him. I see the conversation going something like this . . .
INTERIOR: Favre's home in Mississippi.
Favre sitting in his living room on a Lazy Boy in his underware and Packers jersey. The phone rings.
FAVRE
Yello.
A-ROD
(sobbing) Brett?
FAVRE
Alex? Is that you? Whad I tell you bout callin me up cryin like a bitch?!
A-ROD
(trying to compose himself)
I'm sorry Brett, but it's happening all over again. That whore Selena Roberts just won't let up on me. Do you think you could help me, you know, get rid of her?
FAVRE
Well, uh, whad you mean by 'get rid a her' Alex?
A-ROD
Come on Brett. You know what I mean. You have that big farm. All that land. How would you like a special blend of cunt suey to feed your pigs . . .(Brett interupts)
FAVRE
Whoa, whoa there Alex. Now just calm down. You been livin in New York City too long.
A-ROD
Ok, ok I'm sorry. I guess I got carried away. I just hate her so much. I can't eat. I can't sleep. I've even had to get someone else to inject me becasue I can't hold the needle still anymore.
FAVRE
Inject you wit what?
A-ROD
Not sure, I don't ask those kind of questions Brett, I just want to play baseball.
FAVRE
Well, I guess I could come outta retirement again. It worked last time.
A-ROD
OMG Brett! Would you, that would be so great!
FAVRE
Don't ever use that faggy text language wit me Alex. Text'in is fer agents and sports reporters. You pranounce whole words when talk'in to me, ya hear?
A-ROD
Sorry Brett. Do you think you could announce your comeback today? I'm taking a trip down to the Domincan Republic that I'd like to keep off the radar.
FAVRE
Yeah I guess so, but this is da last time. I got stuff I wanna do too. I been putt'in off the Favre Tractor Company fer too long. JOHN DEERE'S GO'IN DOWN!! YOU HEAR ME!
A-ROD
(condescending)Yeah, good luck with that Brett. Just make sure you call the press conference before 6pm, that's when my flight leaves. Thanks for saving my pin cushion ass again man. (Hangs up)
FAVRE
(hangs up the phone)
God damn Yankee vagina pussy boy.
(yelling)
Hey Deanna! Bring me my Wranglers. I'm back baby. Again!
Brett sucks dick! Go away farmboy! Nice convo Koko!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Some of your best work Koko. Fucking amazing!
I live to please you Rich. But not in a gay way.
a Favre return to play the Packers would be a guaranteed 11 on the vengeance scale that Bill Simmons came up with. I can see a 5 td game and having him flip off the owners box while running off of the field. And I hate Ted Thompson so much that I would be happy. Thompson has done nothing to earn his place in the history of the packers. He sucked as a player and has been the GM of 1 team and has a career 4 year record that is under 500 with 1 winning season out of the 4. Watching Favre lead minnesota to the super bowl would guarantee a pink slip for that faggot piece of shit.
Fuck the Fudge Packers!
Great Script writing Koko....really some of your best work yet.
Officially I'm Done with Brett and this whole thing also......and Regs at some point you have to decide whether you are a Brett Favre fan or a Green Bay Packer Fan.
One Man is not bigger than a storied franchise like the Green Bay Packers.............It's one thing to come back....another to pick their rival just to stick it to the Franchise, his so called former teamates, and the Fans............Remember He is coming back just to beat guys that he went to battle with and walked away from them.......and Fans He walked out on.....First.
4 straight summers of will he or wont he be back. Suck a dick Brett!
Farve just threw another int !
Manny just took the heat off of A rod
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