I was watching Sports Center this morning and saw that the Texas Longhorns played a 25 inning game, that took over 7 hours. Holy Shit that is long game.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncaa/news/story?id=4217730

Anyone else tired of these doosh bags on tv trying to compare MJ to Kobe and Lebron? I mean come on, its not even close. These guys are not on the same level as Jordan! Don't get me wrong Kobe and Lebron are obviously both hall of fame worthy great players but as good or better then jordan......No way in hell!

Kobe and Lebron play in a defensively and intellectually watered down league. While Jordan played in arguably the golden age of basketball. Jordan played against how many guys who are on the 50 greatest list? And can you name anyone playing now who will superseed any of those names in the future? No! (other then kobe and lebron themselves)

Jordan played against the always defensively tough knicks of the 90's, the Heat of the 90's, The Pacers of the 90's, The late 90's Jazz, the Great Piston teams of the late 80's and early 90's, the celtics of the late 80's. These were teams that the bulls had to go through every year to win thier championships.

The players that Jordan had to go against: Magic, Barkely, Malone, Ewing, Bird, Reggie Miller, Stockton, David Robinson, Shaq (in his prime), Olajuwon, drexler, wilkinson. Not too mention back then every team had a big center and the fouls weren't flowing like chocolate at the Wonka Factory!

Today's game is a full court, run and gun mess! Nobody knows how to play a half-court game anymore and most of these guys can't shoot for shit and have no idea how to play with thier back to the basket! All these guys know how to do is dunk. If Lebron or Kobe had to go up against the teams of the 90's defenses they would spend most of the game on thier asses!

And i'm not saying the guys back then were rocket scientists but as far as knowledge of the game and how to play it strategically they were way beyond what goes on today!

I mean there are whole teams of white guys now and sometimes all 5 starters are white! A white guy on a team back in jordan's days was like a Koko softball homerun today....A MIRACLE!

There is a clear difference in the feeling you had when Jordan got the ball and when Kobe or Lebron get it. In the final seconds when the game was on the line and the inbound pass was coming you knew that your team couldn't let Jordan get the inbound pass or it was over forget about the shot! When Kobe or Lebron get the ball you know it can be stopped with good D.

With that being said I can't wait to get Lebron on the KNICKS!

Go !!

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Dwight Howard is doing work!

Queen James is playing great but his teammates are making him out to be a


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Winner goes on to the

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Guys, I have been a Magic fan since the inaugural year of 1989! Not saying this series is over yet. I am so proud of this Magic team, the heart they show & the way they have grown up in these playoffs. Nobody outside of Orlando gave them a chance in this series except Charles Barkley! Magic, it's time to close this series tonight in Cleveland in Game 5!!
Game 4 recap: D12 & Rafer got the Magic off to a great start. Cleveland comes back to take the lead w/ Tittie Gibson hitting a 3 at the buzzer to go into halftime. Rafer kickstarted the 2nd half with an incredible 3rd Q! MP kept knocking down shots. Hedo ran a good offense. Rashard stepped up huge offensively in the 4th Q & OT. Dwight was great defensively down the stretch in the 4th & great offensively in OT. We win, again!!
Rashard had a great answer to Rachael Nichols question "What does this win mean?" after the game. He responds with something like "It means nothing. You need 4 wins to win the series.
2 friends that went to the game both said it was the greatest game they have ever been to! Go Magic!!! Close it, and FINALS here we come to crash the NBA's party!!!! Go Magic!!!

Gentleman of the Dojo,

I just wanted to send a quick thank you for all your support for Liz and I this weekend and for coming out to our wedding/party. It really meant alot to me to have my Cobra Kai teamates there to support us. I hope you guys had a good time.

All my friends from back home were impressed with the Dojo's drinking skills and they told me they had a blast hanging with you guys all weekend. My buddy Pat has rarely met a match for his late night partying skills but you guys were able to wear him out all weekend......even Johnny Blaze got his all night party on.....Nice Accomplishment guys!!!!

A very special thanks once again to God...I mean Koko for putting together that montage video Rocky IV style...........that was fantastic and I truly appreciate all the work and sweat you put it into it over many hours and turbo tubes.

I also wanted to thank JW for all his errand running skills and even pulling an all nighter..........and of Course Capt. Tucci for escorting all the wiley Dojo memebers to their proper seats at the wedding.

I wish you guys the best of Luck this Friday and Can't wait to come back and play to uphold our perfect record in 2 weeks!

Thanks again and Strike First, Strike hard with No Mercy Friday!!!
Keith

Well, Gentleman as you know my clock is winding down on my Freedom as I prepare to follow in Capt. Tucci's footsteps and dive into this marriage thing.

Just wanted to invite everybody to a BBQ/Picnic AKA a great excuse to party and drink during the day next Saturday. Below is the info. Come one Come all if you can........

Saturday May 23rd:
11:00 AM
Gathering at Disney Yacht and Beach Club on the Boardwalk:
We have the beach area reserved and will have beer, wine, drinks, etc…along with some Subs and veggie trays to munch on. There is a beach/picnic area with Volleyball and other sporting activities we can compete in. Liz and I will be there at 11 AM till probably around 3’ish. Feel free to stop by and pass the word to everyone so everyone can meet up throw a few back and re-acquaint:

Please, note it is now at the Yacht and Beach Club on the Boardwalk instead of Clementine Beach!!!!

Thats Florida Music Festival '09 if you're not hip to the lingo. 250 bands, 4 days, 15 venues Downtown!

Thursdays headliner is Asher Roth, the new school Eminem of party anthems. Dont know him? Here's a little from his myspace page.

"To answer your questions, yes I'm skinny, yes I rapped 150 bars to Jay-Z in his office on the spot, yes I have porn on my computer, yes Scooter Braun found me rapping in my dorm room and signed me as the first artist to SchoolBoy Records off of myspace, yes I throw keg parties every Sunday, and yes Steve Rifkind (Wu-tang, Akon, David Banner, Big Pun, Loud Records, SRC, etc. etc.) calls me the "best lyricist he has heard in the last 10 years." Thank you Steve, I'm not very good with compliments, but thank you that means alot big guy. Funny thing is I'm not even a rapper. See me."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOSvrrMVvTI

Another special guest in town is featured concert photographer, Donavan Astwood, who has some of his collection in the Rock Walk. Come out downtown any nite, to hang with us as we rock out with our cocks out. Rich & Mikey, you might like that a little too much.

Episode 4 of Chad Vader is now available. Just click the Media Tab and the top box of the Chad Vader Bar. Easy enough, right? Probably not.

I was looking at the box score on MSN for the Lakers/Rockets game and noticed the Rockets Injury Box had this detailing whom is hurt and the reason.

Rockets
Date Player Injury
5/9 Y Ming, C Sore left foot
5/9 D Mutombo, C Strained left knee
5/9 T McGrady, GF Left knee pain

Just thought it was humorous since all 3 of the players are sidelined for the year..........and Yea.....I would think a Broken Foot would be quite sore. And oh yea...I'm sure mircofracture surgery causes left knee pain as well.

My apparent lack of participation is becoming more and more evident to me.
I have noticed that the recaps have moved, and it is a little confusing to find it, but I guess we are living in a time of "change".

I am still trying to fathom the Kai being undefeated! I am glad y'all have finally found the true Kai spirit. Swami where do I get my Kai authentic uni?

I am still looking to see who will show me the money in my pursuit of glory. It doesn't look like I will be leaving for basic until Sept., so a few more months of waiting. I haven't signed anything yet, just getting some preliminary info. I will keep you all posted on what the final out come will be.

This Just In.................Hey Elliot great idea....but we have some never discussed territory here in that it is rumored that the legendary Green Bay Packers....errr I mean New York Jet QB Brett Favre might come out of retirment..........Do you think John Madden will follow suit....

Koko, I know you must be jacked for a summer of What will Brett do......I'm just so excited for more 24/7 news........

On a side note........I did mention this last year that I thought A-Rod owed Brett a major favor for the way the Brett rumors fired up the day after the A-Rod positive steriod tests were released and it took all the media pressure off of him......and in much the same way the same week Selena Roberts book is released Brett does this again???

Connection..........Who cares....we get more NFL and Brett coverage than we could ever dream of.......Starting Right Now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think it is time for Keith to put his true talent to work. Time for a team page to be released. Lets get a shot of everyone individually in the new Kai gear and get Keith to complete their bio. If we do have fans across the nation, it is only fair that they get to know their Kai team better. Maybe keep a book that we could gets some stats? Atleast a bio page. Plus, I think that Keith should have his own featured article, the game review.

Which brings me to the game 4 review..... Make it happen Keith.

For all that know him or give a crap, Gina(Brandon's girlfriend) is throwing a surprise graduation party at Firkin & Kegler's for Brandon on Friday, May 22, 8:30PM. I know that there is a game that night and I will definitely be at the game, but I will go to the party after the game. Something different incase you guys are interested. You are all invited.

A brand new edition of "Reel Reviews with Koko" has been posted for your reading pleasure.

Also I'm working on putting an archive up on the "featured articles" tab so you can go back and read any movie review or Scotty or Blaze rant from the past.

Hey Kai Guys! I bought tix for Game 3 of the

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Series which falls on this Friday. I will be there cheering for the Magic but cheering for my boys of the Dojo as well!

I will not be able to make it to next weeks game either. FMF09! May 13-16 Downtown!

I hope everyone likes the New Dojo. All of your favorite things are still here but they may be in a different place. Also there's a bunch of new features on the "Media" tab.

Enjoy. . .


And if you don't, always remember to just go fuck yourself.