Breaking News Story.

Ahhh let's revisit this great breaking News Story from a few years back when Randall Simon assaulted the Italian Sausage. Why you might ask?

Because Simon recently had a work out with the Brewers and might actually join the team? I'm sure there will be an upheaval in the Milwaukee area and protests from the local Johnsonville Brat Workers union 348.

Also, did you know that Simon settled with the 19 year old girl whom was the Italian Sausage out of court and part of the settlement called for Simon to send the then 19-year-old and her family to take a vacation in his native Curacao for a whole week.

Anyways, I also love this video because it shows how different life in Wisconsin is. Check out the seriousness of this breaking news story. The local media treated SausageGate like the Caylee Anthony case.

SausageGate........Sounds like something Rich and JW would be involved in.