3/21/2010 11:59:00 AM

Oh Great Koko....Please break this Bracket down for us

Posted by Keith G.




The great Colin Cowherd started a Superheros vs Supervillians bracket on ESPN.Com slated to start Monday.

Check out the brackets and let us know what you think.




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AquaMan is a 5th Seed? Silver Surfer made the Tourney???? Bizzarro Koko is in it???

I am totally confused man......I need Koko to go Joe Lunardi on us.

I think the Brackets are set up for a Batman Victory.

My Vote is For the Flash!

Superheroes -- Krypton
Round 1 Super 16 Incredible 8 Fantastic 4

1. Superman
8. Thor


4. Green Lantern
vs
5. Aquaman


3. Wolverine
vs
6. Spawn

2. Spider-Man
vs
7. Flash

Superheroes -- Gotham
Round 1 Super 16 Incredible 8 Fantastic 4

1. Batman
vs
8. Robin

4. The Hulk
vs
5. Silver Surfer

3. Wonder Woman
vs
6. Daredevil

2. Captain America
vs
7. Iron Man

Supervillains -- Metropolis
Round 1 Super 16 Incredible 8 Fantastic 4

1. Lex Luthor
vs
8. Punisher


4. Red Skull
vs
5. Catwoman

3. The Riddler
vs
6. Sabretooth


2. Dr. Octopus
vs
7. Bizarro

Supervillains -- Marvel
Round 1 Super 16 Incredible 8 Fantastic 4

1. The Joker
vs
8. General Zod

4. The Penguin
vs
5. Venom

3. Green Goblin
vs
6. Two-Face

2. Dr. Doom
vs
7. Brainiac

18 comments:

The Swami said...

Swami Sayz:
I don’t know about this. I know everyone gets the bracket boner, but some of these matchups are absurd. They have even left off some of the greatest villains. They even went as far as mixing universes, which in the comic world is considered a faux pas. As far as I can see, it’s Superman all the way. I mean he is SUPER. But I think there will be some lame upset just so the Heard can put on his best DJ deusch voice. But I voted anyway.

But here is the updated link:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espnradio/story?page=bracket/heroesvillians

Keith G. said...

Who is SaberTooth?

Worst matchup of all time:

WonderWomen Vs DareDevil????

Please tell me that is not the Ben Afflek version????

Koko said...

I thought it was so great that Cowherd was doing this. He rose a million points with me but then I listened to the pod cast and realized that he had absolutely NOTHING to do with it.

Obviously he had some intern or producer with a great idea because Cowherd knows nothing about the characters, he can't even pronouce the name Krypton properly. I mean who doesn't know Krypton, even if you've never read a comic book in your life.

Still it's really cool that whoever came up with this idea got it pushed all the way through to the air.

Superman has to win because they did not put anyone in the bracket that's capable of defeating him.

Sabertooth is Wolverine's enemy.

Wonder Woman would beat Daredevil so hard that he would be able to see again.

I agree with all of the outcomes so far except for the Spawn vs Wolverine and the Dr. Doom vs. Brainiac. A lot of people just do not know Spawn that well and Wolverine is too popular but Spawn would destroy Wolverine very easily.

Also Brainiac is the most powerful villain on there. It should come down to Superman vs Brainiac. Dr. Doom shoots electricity, that's it. Brainiac would take care of him very quickly.

And by the way, The Punisher is not a villian, so I don't understand why he's in the villain bracket.

Ok, I think I've geeked out enough for one rant.

Rich said...

That bracket is a joke! Thor, a #8 seed! Please! Ironman #7!!!! He can kick batmans ass any day of the week. Koko, you really need to read Marvel comics, because the Silver Surfer would take Superman to the house! Too many discrepancies with this bracket.

Koko said...

I really need to read Marvel Comics?

Have we met?

Hi my name is, Hi my name is, Hi my name is , wicki, wicki . . . Koko Komics.

Superman would shove the Surfer's board directly up his nickel plated ass!

He has no power without his board, it'll take Supes about 0.0001 seconds to wipe him out.

And I do agree the seedings are all fucked up. But no, Iron Man is not taking out Batman either.

That is of course unless you make him wear a Mets hat.

theJUANdiggler said...

The mystery lies in who would win between the mighty Superman and Dr Manhattan ?????????????????
Reflecting on some of these old villans , some were just plain weak

Penguin - What the fuck is that guy gonna do ? Punch that fuck !

Riddler - Slap that silly riddle queer.

The Red Skull - OOOOOHHHHHH , scary red skeleton face in a suit.
Wasnt he a Nazi or something ?
Fuck that guy !

For entertainment value I would love to see Thor and the Hulk square off or how about the Rorcshar ( spelling? ) vs SpiderMan.

Green Lantern ??????
Fuck that asshole and his gay ring!

Koko said...

Thor and the Hulk have fought before. There's even a pretty cool animated movie of it.

The Hulk pummels him silly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJCbqxsrfe8

Dr. Manhattan would be able to snap his fingers and kill anyone except for those who are built of matter that he cannot control. Superman may lie in that category because of what the sun does to his cells. Spawn is not alive so his matter is dead, and Brainiac might actually be able to shut down Dr. Manhattan all together because he can manipulate neurons.

Anyone else is dead in a heartbeat.

Prosthetic Johnson said...

Juan........LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yOU CRACK ME UP!
Batman can take the Hulk and Wolverine can take Spidy.

Lex Luther is pretty bad ass but I guess he's just a smart criminal.

The Swami said...

Swami Sayz:

Sounds like we need our own bracket with everyone suggesting some characters?

Koko said...

If it was my idea, I would have done?

Justice League Bracket:

#1 Superman
#8 Flash

#2 Batman
#7 Dr. Fate

#3 Martian Manhunter
#6 Green Lantern

#4 Captain Marvel
#5 Wonder Woman


Avengers Bracket

#1 Hulk
#8 Deadpool

#2 Spiderman
#7 Iron Man

#3 Thor
#6 Captain America

#4 Silver Surfer
#5 Wolverine


Legion of Doom Bracket

#1 Brainiac
#8 Sinestro

#2 Darkseid
#7 Deathstroke

#3 Joker
#6 Bane

#4 Lex Luthor
#5 Doomsday


The Sinister 8 Bracket

#1 Galactus
#8 Juggernaut

#2 Apocalypse
#7 Carnage

#3 Mephisto
#6 Venom

#4 Magneto
#5 Dr. Doom

Rich said...

Your such a superman fag. His cells are special! oooooh aaaaah

Dr Strange can whoop! Supermans ass!

Double S said...

Koko, I haven't even heard of some of those characters before. Martian Manhunter, etc?

Koko said...

HIS CELLS ARE SPECIAL YOU BIG QUEER METS FAN!

That's how he gets his powers, duh?

And Dr. Strange could actually hurt Superman because of his weakness to magic. But Supes would twist his creepy magician mustach inside out before he could say Abra. Go pull a bunny out of hat you pedifile.

And Sean, Martian Manhunter is very popular.

Rich said...

Sean is the pedifile! I resent that comment!

Double S said...

How/why the fuck would you call me a pedophile? My name isn't Micheal Jackson!!!!!!

Koko said...

I was actually referring to Dr. Strange as the pedifile.

There is only one opponent that Superman was incapable of defeating himself and that's the first version of Doomsday.

Rich said...

Thanos can crush him. Without the infinity gauntlet.

Koko said...

Thanos? Oh you mean the poor-man's Darkseid ripoff?

If Darkseid can't, then Thanos has no chance. Even with his Michael Jackson glove.

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