
Troubled comic Artie Lange landed in the hospital after stabbing himself nine times in an apparent suicide attempt, sources told The Post. Lange's frantic mom called 911 Saturday morning after she entered his Hoboken apartment and found the bloodied funnyman, a law-enforcement source said. Lange sustained six "hesitation wounds" and three deep plunges. A source close to Lange's management team confirmed that the Howard Stern sidekick stabbed himself, adding that his mother had come to visit him that day to drop off food.
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Do you think Artie will get a "Get Well" Card from Joe Buck?
Not too sully a very sad subject but I do believe Colin Cowherd predicted this one accurately on his show shortly after the Joe Buck incident.
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Howard confirmed this on his show today. I feel so bad for this guy. I've listened to him everyday battling his deamons. I could hear him getting worse and worse this year as his voice got more and more gravely.
I hoped he would never try this but he can't seem to overcome his addictions and self loathing.
He's one of the funniest guys on the planet and has an amazingly generous heart. I hope he makes it out of this.
Poor bastard needs to go away for a long time to take care of his problems. He needs to be isolated from everyone in rehab.
Epic Fail! My uncle just said you're not trying unless you put a .45 in your mouth & pull the trigger. He was trying to be funny. Hope Artie figures himself out so he can make a healthy comeback. Koko, that is eerie to hear Artie get worse.
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