8/22/2011 09:04:00 AM

After Draft Labor Day Party, again!

Posted by Double S

What up Kais? Remember the party I tried to get all of you to go to last year after the draft? It happened again. It falls on the same day!

(Any way we can do the draft on Saturday????) I'm serious.

You all are invited to come to the party! Juan & Jenn have been to a party at this house before (Lindsey's BDay Bash.) Here's their invite!

I don't think I have to sell this party anymore since it pretty much sells itself. I'm bruised and beat up from people asking me when I am posting the invitation. So here it is! Feel free to add as many people to this event as you please. It is open invitation for everyone. By the time I'm finished, I expect that I will have sent 500+ invites. And since I know many of you will ask, yes. The 50' inflatable waterslide will be back!... (first aid kits not included). And who knows what other tricks we might have up our sleeve this year! For those of you new to this event, I don't want to have to give you the "I told you so" speech, if you decide to go out and get hammered the night before. There will be alcohol (liquor, kegs, etc) and food there, however everyone has been very good with contributing in previous years and we thank you for that. There is a pool and hot tub, so bring swimwear. There are also beer pong events, flip cup, cornhole, and whatever insane games you kids dream up. Plan for a long day if you decide to stay. Last year, the last people left at 9am the following morning.
Based on previous years, we only ask for the following rules:
*No glass in or near the pool
*No ripping lids off of coolers and riding them down the slide
*No jumping off the roof into the pool
*No jumping from trees onto the slide
*No more than 1/2 a bottle of baby oil on the slide
*If you break glass, clean it up
*Tip your bartender!!!
Though we urge you all to take a cab, if you must drive, please don't park on the yellow curb. There is parking available near the school on Bennett.
Note worthy from previous years: There will be several birthdays and anniversaries. Congrats to Mandy and Roger who met at Labor Day Party #1 and are now engaged! Congrats to Sean and Lindsey who met at Labor Day Party #3! There will be a separate evite for people who's facebooks I don't have, unless one of you add them. If you plan on coming, PLEASE RSVP so we can keep an accurate headcount and supply food and booze accordingly.

4025 Finch St.
Orlando, FL 32803

37 comments:

Koko said...

Oh my god, it sounds so incredible I can not wait to miss it!


And no, the first UCF game is on Saturday so we can't have it on that day.

Double S said...

Yes, I was one of the people that left the following morning at 9am.

Double S said...

It's a 7pm game, can't we draft around 10 or 11am?

Koko said...

Ok, if you can convince everyone to not tailgate, you got it.

Double S said...

haha, like that will happen. OK, draft at 9am then we'll all go tailgating!

Regs said...

Sully, the draft starts at 11 and will be done by 3. That gives you plenty of time to drink. Especially if you are planning on going until 9:00 the next day. That is still 18 hours of partying, not including any drinking done at the draft.

My kids have football games on Saturday and I have already moved another fantasy draft to accommodate this one.

Koko said...

If past events are of any indication, the draft will not be over at 3.

More like 5 or 6.

Rich said...

I have a bikini wax scheduled on Sunday, can we reschedule the draft?

Koko said...

Only if I can come with, I need one bad, I'm starting to look like Lion-O down there . . . Ooooogahhh!

Regs said...

Maybe we can get the "waxer" to come to the draft. That way we will have something to do between picks. Happy endings extra of course

Double S said...

Koko, why'd ya have to respond the 1st time in such a dickish way? (You're still invited.)

I know everybody's busy but I wanted to know if it's possible to move the date. I didn't get to the party til 6 or 7ish last year. We've never done a 4 hour draft. It never starts on time, people not in the room take 5 minutes to pick, etc.

Rich, you can do your bikini wax at the party or while it's you're turn to pick every round. Don't be nervous & yell out "Eli" with your 1st pick.

Anonymous said...

Won't be able to make it either. I have a "Mock Draft" scheduled for that sunday, can't miss it.

Koko said...

I had to react that way because you posted a term paper with rules about a party that none of us have ever been interested in year after year.

And it's fine if you want to invite people to a party, but when you make it a priority over the event that we have once a year, it comes off as, you know "dickish."

Most of us look forward to Draft Day, it's not a chore to be sped up or moved around someone's party schedule.

And by the way, Rich would be much better off yelling out "Eli" than he would "Cutler."

Double S said...

This epic Labor Day party happens once a year also.

Koko said...

Sean, this is why you're an asshole.

Double S said...

Really? I'm the asshole? I'm sorry I offended you by inviting you to a fucking party.

Koko said...

I'm sorry our fucking draft is in the way of your fucking party.

SO THERE!

Double S said...

A simple no would have sufficed. Buuuuut nooooooo, had to be an a-hole, didn't ya?

Koko said...

I was just reciprocating the assholiness that you had established.

Double S said...

Really, so it's assholian to invite your friends to a party?

Koko said...

Incredible that I have to explain it but that's not what you did.

You ask to have the entire draft changed to a different day or fit into a small window of time just so you can make a party.

That doesn't seem the least bit out of line to you?

Double S said...

The draft also happens to fall on Lindsey's & my 1 year anniversary of meeting. Think she wants to spend half the day alone? I told her we have the draft that day & that didn't go over too well.

I asked if moving the draft was possible. I didn't know the UCF game was on Saturday. I can't believe you get pissed by somebody asking a question. Do you get mad at the server asking "What would you like to drink?" Do you answer for all of the world, too?

I enthusiastically invited all of the Kais to a party that is also celebrating Lindsey's & my 1 year together (maybe you would have seen that if you read the whole invite) & had a ton of fun at last year knowing that all of you'd have a great time too. But no, your "Oh my god, it sounds so incredible I can not wait to miss it!" went and ruined all good will. For the record, yes you hurt my feelings & you know that is fucking rare. Douchebag.

Rich said...

I will bring some tampons to the draft. Extra absorbent?

Koko said...

Holy shit dude, get a fucking grip will ya? You just said you had your feelings hurt over the crap we say on this blog.

No one is making you do anything? It's not a military draft, it's a fantasy football draft. Everyone is responsible for their own priorities in life.

That's the only weekend we can do the draft, you know that. No one wants to draft a team with preseason games still being played, especially this year.

Saturday is the UCF game which many people already have tickets to, so that's not going to happen either. Sunday or Monday are the only possible choices, and not everyone gets Monday off. So you see how the options are limited.

We've been over this year after year, that's why I was sarcastic to the request to move the draft yet again.

This is the date that makes the most sense for the largest number of people.

I have no problem at all with you inviting me or anyone to a party, but the way you did it came off like we should all revolve around what you have going on. Make sense?

Double S said...

Koko, you made it personal by calling me an asshole.

Koko said...

Holy Moses, did I exceed my "asshole" lifetime cap or something? I've said the phrase "Sean, this is why you're an asshole," to you more times than an umpire says "Strike Three" when the Mets are at bat.

I'll give you a big wet kiss the next time I see you to make up for it, ok?

Rich said...

I resent that Mets statement!

Koko said...

Instead you should resent the Mets.

Anonymous said...

Do you really have to physically be at the draft to select who ESPN says is the next best pick Double S? We can do that for ya! "you should resent the Mets".......CLASSIC!!!! The Mets are soooo GAY!!!

Koko said...

You shouldn't use "gay" as a derogatory term.

Grant Hill told me that on TV.

Anonymous said...

Grant Hill is a FAG!

Prosthetic Johnson said...

I thought autodraft was out of the question?

Double S said...

Koko, I'm sure you've called me an asshole when somehow I deserved it. I don't see this as being a case to be called one. Inviting friends to a huge party after the draft? Nope, doesn't fit into the same category.

I love the draft. I'm not autodrafting. I will be there.

Nice zing Broko.

Koko said...

Alright Sully, that's fine. You can keep parroting the same line "I was just inviting friends to a party" over and over if you like. Even though that is not at all the point of the argument.

I apologize for calling you an asshole. You're right, that was the incorrect term. You were not at all an asshole in this situation.

You were a schmuck.

All good?

Double S said...

We're good. It's not like I was pulling a Barney & fucking your ex-gf or something. Theeeeen you could call me an asshole.

Polly want a cracker! Polly want to invite you to a party! Chirp!

Oh, and you're right, inviting to the party isn't what started the argument. I invited, you insulted, argument started. There wouldn't have been an argument had you not insulted.

I accept your apology.

-SS

Koko said...

Ah, you must have gotten an "A" in Revisionist History.

Anyway, I'm glad you accepted my fake apology. It means a lot to me.

Double S said...

Atleast you wrote it. It didn't come across as sarcasm. Too bad sarcasm doesn't come out clearly in written text. Dammit!

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