2/24/2009 08:35:00 AM

Just For Koko

Posted by Keith G.


Great addition to EBAY.

I stumbled across this article and thought Koko and Kluge would get a kick out of this Yankee legend's autograph. According to the article nothing bad, but apparently the Old Mick likes to sign autographs after he has put a few back.......

Man, I love these funny little stories that come out. Again, it must be difficult being a celebrity in today's tech saavy world. Imagine if people at Gators were reporters roving for a story and they overheard us up to our old antics after a game. I can only imagine the great stories that could come from that.

OK, so I have to do a mini-rant Blaze is Burning style just to fire up the dojo and to keep my sanity. First of all just in case anyone travels to Atlanta their Expressway system is set up in a Circle instead of the traditional East-West set-up the rest of America follows. I recently went there and assumed my trek back to the Airport from the hotel would simply be the opposite of the way I got there........Not So. Thus, I missed my flight and had the unfortunate opportunity to spend a whole day at the ATL airport.....Brutal!

I came to the conclusion that a trip to the airport is the last real micro-cosm for a true worldly analogy. With technology the way it is people don't have to interact with other people as much as they used to anymore. Thus, Americans really don't know how to truly interact with other people face to face. I spent the whole day watching people wander around the airport not knowing what the "F" is going on and being completely oblivous to the people around them. It is kind of a larger metaphor for life. There were people who knew where they were going and were in a rush but then there were idiots who didn't know (me most of the time) and were looking up at screens or down at their cell phones, or simply talking or texting on their phone while wandering along down the narrow stretch of the airport terminal. I could not believe how confused the Herd of America looks. And the Confused people slow down the one's that know where they are going. It is kind of like the mess we have in America today. You know the financial crisis. The Mortgage mess caused by people spending out of there means and greedy businesses taking advantage of them and then dragging everyone else down with them.

I mean you could not walk in an orderly line to your terminal. It's similar to I-4 but if one lane had somebody going 15 MPH, one lane somebody was pulled over checking their text messages, and the other lane in the middle had people trying to drive anywhere from 50-85 MPH........Total confusion and bedlam.

Plus, I saw this little kid puke all over that walkway and hundreds of people didn't even notice and just kept walking by right through the puke while they talked on their phones or jammed to their Ipods.

I truly think Computers are planning their takeover "Terminator" style because anyone under the age of 35 at the airport was completely and totally addicted to their machine of choice (Cell Phone, IPOD, and/Or Crackberry). And believe me, the Crackberry is the machine of choice for today's America. It is even amazing to see Older people even elderly addicted to their Crackberry to the point of they are totally oblivous to the world around them and even forget to order while waiting in a large line to get coffee.........I mean honestly you can't stop emailing while it is your turn to order? If there are 25 people in a rush to order something then when it comes to your turn it should be a law that you cease and desist from your machine to interact properly with the person trying to take your order so the line can continue moving in an orderly fashion.........really I don't think that is too much to ask.

Allright, one last rant. With the cut-backs in Airlines I also had the displeasure of feeling first hand how important it is to not miss your flight. Each flight I tried to catch stand-by was overbooked on average by 10 people. The poor agent had so many things going on she didn't want to deal with people. She had the audacity to tell me she didn't have time to help me figure out my flight and I might as well rent a car cause I had slim to none chance of catching another flight. I had to remind her that, correct me if I'm wrong but that is her job to help the customers get where they are going, even if they miss a flight. I mean that doesn't make me some monster. I later found out that U.S. Airways (the carrier I was on) used to fly over 600 flights a typical day......now they fly just over 300........and thus the reason all the flights are way overbooked.

OK, Kids if you made it through this I will buy you a shot Friday night...........and Who is making a recap of the game??????

10 comments:

Koko said...

Damn I want that ball. Mickey was the greatest player ever. But if he played today, he would be crucified in the media. He was better off playing in the era he did.

Someone else has to take over J-Dub's relief spot of Keith when he can't do the weekly review. I do enough shit, cock-knuckles.

Keith G. said...

Let's put one of the Puerto Ricans to work...........Rich or Juan which one is stepping up to the plate?????

Prosthetic Johnson said...

Hilarious!! Been there and seen that before. Nice recap on the airline experience. Americans should come up to Boston and take notes. The lines run nice and smooth up here. I find myself in lines everywhere from Starbucks to McDonalds and if I don't know what I want right then and there, I get the most evil looks from these pricks, whick makes me feel like a complete and incompetent asshole dumb-ass, and then order something I don't want.

Koko said...

"Hello, welcome to Starbucks may I take your order?"


"Yeah uh, so uh, you got uh Cuban coffee?"

Keith G. said...

So, What is that like Spanish?

Hey, who are you to look at me like that......YOURE NOTHING!

Rich said...

You've missed a lot of planes in your life. Maybe you are the problem. You ever thought about that? Anyway, I can give you a recap, a partial one. Here it goes: We kicked ass and showed no mercy. I had my best game ever and I missed the after party cause I had to work nights. Great job everyone, lets do it again.

Regs said...

I don't know if I should comment because I currently have 2 active blackberrys and I am usually in the thousands in monthly text messages.

On the bright side, I used to fly a ridiculously huge amount and and only time I ever missed a flight was when I was still wasted returning home from Vegas and fell asleep in a chair right in front of my gate. (Why didn't they just wake me up? hmmmm)

I personally love people watching at the airport. I think one reason for their weird behavior is because everyone is just a little bit nervous and that causes a ton of nervous quirks that come with it.
Ohhh, good job guys on Friday. Maybe I should miss more games.

Double S said...

Dinger, How many flights left to Orlando before you were able to jump on one? Congrats on the victory guys. Lets go for 2 in a row.

East Colonial Friday's is closing its doors after Fri nite. I will be heading there after the game to partake in the closing ceremony. It was my "Cheers" for many years. I will miss that place.

BTW, I snagged a few girls from there thru the years. High five!

Double S said...

Oh also, cool ball Mick!

Keith G. said...

Double S..........Zero Flights left to Orlando.......that is the problem they stopped all direct flights so everybody was in a rat race/Fight to get to Charlotte......their hub.

Fridays is Closing?????? Hey, I went there with you after B-Marks going away party? Sad day......even Chachkis is feeling the economic pinch?

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