Well, Well, Well, our Future Mayor has a great Rap here ripping Kobe and starting a very catchy phrase we might have to start chanting around Red Bug Lake
"Kobe, Tell me How My Ass Tastes?"

After spending several verses shredding Kobe apart for losing in the NBA playoffs, Shaq drops the line, "I'm a horse, Kobe ratted me out, that's why I'm getting divorced."

The line most likely references a comment Kobe made during his infamous 2003 rape case, when he told Colorado police that he "Should have done what Shaq does ... Shaq would pay his women not to say anything." The two became famously bitter rivals after the incident.

Well, this should definitely help in his pitch to help Central Floridians and our mortgage crisis and with his pledge to become Mayor O'Neal.

For the record, it has not helped one of his political careers as the Sheriff of Phoenix, AZ revoked Shaq's honorary deputy license because in the rap he makes offensive racial slurs.