The Cobra Kai had been eagerly awaiting the start of our new season last Friday and were pumped to finally get a chance to show the league what our team can do. You could feel the electricity in the air as we wanted to get our offense rolling early and hold our defensive front in tact at the same time to dominate once again. Unfortunately, we were unable to find any rhythm offensively and will have to wait till this Friday night to officially start our season.

Bet on Black had the edge of getting a warm up game in before ours and it showed why it is better to be loose and ready to go from the first pitch, rather than our stiff and rusty start. This Friday we will be in that position as we are poised to have a back to back double header to erase the demons from Friday night. Koko had invited his friend Optimus Prime to take in the game from afar and after he had one bit of advice for the Kai’s “You must all stand together, or you will all fall for nothing.”

DonJuan had been placed on the Injured Reserve before the game with a “Leg” as the team missed his league leading .847% on Base percentage, while no time table has been set for his return. The Lady Kai’s still supported their team as they all walked off into the sunset and headed to Gators to regroup and get ready for next week. “We love these guys, and will support them through thick and thin and believe they are ready for a sweep this Friday”, the Lady Kai’s were heard screaming as they left the field.

“A beer at gators with my teammates after a tough loss still beats roast beef at the Ritz any night” Capt. Tucci said after the game as the team was pretty quiet leaving the field en route to their favorite clubhouse Gators. I never understood why they always stand up and sing “Take me out to the ballgame”, when they’re already there” JohnnyBlaze was quoted as saying after the game as he had a look of bewilderment on him at the post game interview.

Capt. Tucci held a players only meeting Saturday Night that lasted well into the early morning hours, as rumors surfaced that players were seen leaving as late as 4 a.m. from the clubhouse, Red Bug lake officials were tipped off that illegal gambling may have been taking place but nothing was found. “We just had a guys night, where we discussed how to keep this team moving forward and what needed to be done and all I have to say is watch out” Richard said as he was interviewed on his way to his car at 3:45 AM. “We are going to “Kimbo Slice” the rest of the league from here on out, DonJuan was heard screaming from his truck as he drove off.

“Ask not what the Kai’s can do for you, but what you can do to help the Cobra Kai win this Friday" as we take on Cessna and the Holy Crusaders in a double header. I have been reassigned to check on our farm team in Colorado and will miss the game but feel confident we have it in us for a sweep this Friday. KIMBO SLICE EM!!!!!!