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I usually don't post news about all the advancements in tech or photography, but this one is truly groundbreaking. Like the dawn of digital photos groundbreaking.
A small startup company called Lytro is developing a consumer level "light field" camera. What these cameras do is instead of just recording the light from a scene onto a digital sensor, it takes the light, separates it, and records its color, intensity and direction. This allows the photo to be refocused on any subject after it has been shot. That's the kind of thing you only see done in sci-fi, until now. Also, extremely low-light photos will be able to be manipulated with unprecedented control.
This tech has actually been in existance for a while but in no way was it afordable to the general public nor able to be fitted inside a consumer device.
Definitely a game changer for the industry and a threat to professionals. When this becomes standard in all cameras, no photo will ever be permanently blurry again.
Our old compadre and HOF backstop Bid Daddy Rich will be back in town this Friday, so come one, come all, to our Gator's Bat Cave so we can reunite with one of the original Cobra Kais and watch him get drepressed as the Mets lose and challenges his old nemesis Capt. Tucci to beer slamming.
Probably around 7:30-8pm
Just wanted to make sure everyone is clear, there is no softball game this week. Our next game is on the 24th. Red Bug has a fast-pitch tournament going on this weekend.

Check out Cubans seat......See Vita Water Energy is the Drink of Champions!
Well, Well, Well,.....The Mighty Miami Heat could not seal the deal as the Big 3 Fail to beat a Team. Let's all remember a team is still the best bet to win in any sport. Everybody has to come together to be successful. The same can be said about the Cobra Kai. As much as it pains me to see we are in last place in a very winnable division at Red Bug Lake. We have been playing with a very sporadic and at times incomplete team all season. I take much of the blame as I was absent for half the season due to work constraints and for that I apologize. However, let's not throw in the towel just yet. With the playoffs around the corner all we need to do is start playing Cobra Kai ball and I firmly beleive we have a phenomanal shot at cathing fire and winning the whole damn thing!
I would wager on us in any game when we are playing Cobra Kai ball and at full capacity. I believe we are just about to turn the corner and ready to start our winning streak......which come on.......is long overdue for our team.
Speaking of Winning Streaks.................How about those FIRST PLACE Milwaukee Brewers!!!!! Hottest Team in MLB. And.....Koko before you knock them down, please keep in mind you have a very strong rooting interest in the Crew this week as they descend upon Fenway Paaaaak. IF the First Place Brew Crew keeps rolling they just might help the Yankees get into a playoff position.
Lastly, Juan and Blaze if you want to get some Heat Championship gear I beleive Macy's has a sale on it today.
Check out this WWF Style interview with an amped up Nyger Morgan. You won't see any Yankee's getting this crazy. And....it was Nyger Morgan's walk off hit that busted it open for a Big Win against Richard's Mets. But, Nyger........he is.....ummmmm.......Let's just say Ueker loves talking about him.

Ahh.....The Good Ol Days.
The NBA finals has been pretty good TV so far and props must be given to Dwayne Wade and Juan’s beloved Heat. But why does the media jump all over every angle and expose it to death. Tuesday Do or Die for Mavs!!!! Really, it’s 2-1 Heat and the media is acting like the series is over…..it has to be 2-1 somebody? I must admit right now at this stage Dwayne Wade is playing like he currently holds the title for the Greatest Basketball player on earth, Dirk is a close second. If Dirk had any help on offense It might be different as he has carried that Mavs team and done incredible things. However, D-Wade runs that Heat team and it is absolutely stunning to me to watch Lebron James be a role player.
I don’t know if Coach Spo has some trick up his sleeve or if it is just Lebron sitting back and being amazed at how good D-Wade is, but Lebron has been just that……a role player in this series while D-Wade has proven his greatness. Don’t take this to discredit Lebron as I think it is the right move on his part and the teams part, I just didn’t think that it was that way going into the season. And…does anyone else think Chris Bosh just looks like a douchebag and I still don’t think just cause he hit one big jumper he is back on D-Wade and Lebron’s Big 3 status.
Ok, enough of pumping up DonJuan and Blaze’s Heat…………how about one of the hottest teams in MLB putting it to the Marlins with a HUGE 4 Game Sweep????? The Crew is coming around after starting the season slow because of Greinke’s and fellow All Star Corey Hart’s injuries at the start of the season. Just saying watch out for the Brew Crew!
Another rambling I have to get off my chest is how can we put on trial and basically convict politicians and athletes so quickly in court (Plaxico, Vick, John Edwards) of smaller crimes (not demeaning the crimes just comparing) yet a Women clearly murders her own child (or something pretty damn close) and she is on trial for 3 years and we still have no clear direction???????? I mean shouldn’t this be an open/shut case??? And, we have murderers walk free without having to apologize (OJ!) and politicians accidentally tweet pics of themselves to women and they have to get up and apologize and cry about it???
Lastly, In the words of my hero’s GI JOE….”The More You Know” category just to make you aware when an armed intruder breaks into your place with a mask on and gun and you shoot to kill…..that’s all right……but just don’t over do it or you will go to jail for murder.
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An Oklahoma pharmacist shot and killed two armed robbers that attempted to rob his pharmacy. The robbers had masks on and one was armed with a gun. The Pharmacist whipped out a gun of his own and shot and killed the robbers. Well, the pharmacist must have been all geeked up cuz he went over one of the robbers laying on the floor dying and shot him 5 more times…….and the masked gunman turned out to be a 15 year old kid. Nonetheless, the pharmacist ended up being sentenced to life in prison?????? I mean, was he wrong in going overboard by shooting the robber 5 times when he was already out of harms way? Yes, of course. But, does that constitute being put in prison for the rest of his life???? I mean, yes he was wrong but he should be cut some slack since he just had his own life threatened in an unlawful way…….who’s to know how anybody would react? Curious to see if I am looking at this wrong and what the dojo feels about it?
But, I guess the moral of the story is don’t overdo it. Enjoy your Tuesday!
Scotty, Just sent me this email as he was perplexed that this could happen. Again, here is an ESPN stat writer simply pointing out stats not exagerating for some agenda. I know you guys think I do it to push buttons but it is simple truth.
What We're Saying
About Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter
"Jeter's ground ball-to-fly ball rate is 2.34. It's a career worst for Jeter, whose previous high was last year (1.96). And before that, Jeter had never had one higher than 1.55. 'It was fun while it lasted' is a bit cliché, but it's definitely fitting here."
-- Matthew Berry, TMR: Fifty Facts









