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Koko's favorite celebrity pitchman was apparently not happy with the pitch he received from a hooker on south beach recently. Check out the SHAM WOW guy getting into a heated altercation with a prostitute at a swanky Miami Hotel.
According to police reports Sham Wow guy got bit by the hooker and then had to punch her several times in the face to get away after she wouldn't let go of his lip. Brutal!
Imagine paying a hooker to come to your room and then having here basically attack you? What did she think he liked it rough or just wanted to see if he had a Sham Wow on him to clean up the blood after she opened up his lip?
Either way, that sucks! There is no escaping press on this one buddy. However, I think the best course of action would have been to get away from here and then get hotel security to handle it rather than call police........let's face it Sham Wow guy no way your avoiding this publicity if you call the police. I'm sure those swanky hotels on South beach know how to handle this situations and could have helped you out a bit better. Oh well, I guess welcome to the celebrity life.............How does a Squeegee pitchman become a celebrity.......and afford an $800 a night hotel in Miami? Do you think people recognize him everywhere he goes? Do you think people give him high fives when they are walking by and shout What up ShamWow guy?
Either way I still think he is an honorary member of the Dojo.
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That's awesome. Now I'm just waiting for Billy Mays to get caught at an interstate rest stop trying to Kaboom in a glory hole.
Not the Sham Wow guy! I wish this could have happened to Billy Mays. Now that is a fucker I can't stand. I sent out a link to your e-mails.
I thought that was a picture of me when I woke up Sunday morning. Thank God its not.
Thanks goodness that is not a pic of you Regs.......Dude that guy looks like he has been on a yearlong coke/meth bender???
That Guy has been living hard!
Anyone who made it out to dinner on Saturday would know what I am talking about.
Yes Reger . your name was ....last name FACE , first name SHIT.
One too many saki saki......you left your leftovers and Jen snatched it up...so I ate and thus prob owe you like $235.00 bucks.
It was more like 5 too many Sakis. I hope you enjoyed the meal. Sorry to anyone I offended.
No worries Regs, you were fine other than probably pissing off the cook/chef/kobe master by telling you were ready for your chicken about 10 times. He asked if you wanted your chicken cooked medium. haha. How were you feeling Sunday?
this is the funniest shit i ever read. the sham wow guy gets attacked by a prostitute. what the fuck were they doing in that room that the bitch is going to bite his lip? and the pictures are priceless. lmfao. I dont know if it is a bigger story that this is news.
I heard that the Sham WOW guy tried to kiss her, and she had a strict no kissing policy.
He should have used some of those moves he uses on the slap chop to fight off that crazy hooker.
Keith you are probably right about the hotel security, they are all probably off duty Miami cops so they know how to deal with the crazy shit that rich people get into. I think that people give him more shit then anything.
Call the Germans they are good at publicity issues.
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