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It was not a "W", but it was a damn good time.
The first inning was probably our worst inning, as was the case for most of last season. "We are a machine, it takes a little time to get these beast running after a long period of rest", was Captain Tucci's take on the first inning fowl ups. The bats came to life in the second inning and didn't stop til the seventh. "We played better tonight with two outs than we did all last season, hell we played better tonight with two outs than I have seen us play in a while," Jason "Crazy Legs" Kokotoff was overheard telling the foreign media of Friday nights game. The pure will to compete and drive to succeed could not have been personified any better than our own Rob "Lefty" Reger. "Chipped a bone in my shoulder, messed up some ligaments, but that ain't going to stop, and my wife said I could play." Was what Reger told team doctor Gutierrez before the game, the doctor cleared him to play but only to bat, and only on the condition that he would pull himself out if it did start to hurt. "My first at bat did hurt, but I knew I couldn't leave my team, so I batted lefty." True testament to the heart that our team has. My vote for game defensive MVP goes to Johnny "dirty sides" blaze at short, not only did he get dirty running the bases, but he did you dirty if you hit to his side.
The post game celebration was not our best, but we were with two of our drinking anchors. We did have a good time as always, and Gators always treats us right. We slammed an impressive 43 pitchers, with two of those being slammed in pitcher slamming contests (not entire pitchers). "I like to put my money on J dub, in pitcher slamming, makes the guy feel the pressure to win" Mikey Lemieux in defense of his gambling on pitcher slamming. "Hey it's not I am betting on our games, so get fuck off my back."
Final score 10 to 11 a fight to the end.
Well I look forward to seeing you again next Friday, at RBLP.
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9 comments:
I need to talk to you about taking $20 bets to throw up on the bar. You need to carry team equiptment for two weeks and clean the windows at gators. Lets take a vote.
Yeah for real J-Dub, if you do that shit in Vegas only Keith will have the heart to bail your ass out of jail after Laurence Fishburne works you over in the back room.
Ha ha in Vegas I come through, I will never see those people again. We go to Gator's every weekend. That was poor judgement on my behalf to take that bet. I got the cooler, I will be water boy for the next two weeks. Cool?
You have to carry the cooler on your head with bananas around your waist.
Banananas around the waist???
Wow....I am quite impressed with the effort by the team playing a man down and Regs playing one handed. I feel confident the team is primed and ready to win.
Good to hear I missed some classic antics by JW and the Crew. I say the effort is most important, so no sanction should be imposed on JW for his efforts on downing a pitcher.
Keith, do I need to elaborate? The "reports" say that Mikey bet JW $20 to throw up on the bar at gators. He then went up to the bar in between two women and stuck his finger in his mouth and tried to vomit. He never did throw up, but he freaked everybody out including the bartender. Review this file commish.
On the waterboys behalf he did redeem himself later on by chugging one beer against some fat ass drinking two beers his "skills" netted me a cool $20 although I think the only reason the waterboy took the bet was because the fat man who was literally chugging pitchers of beer reminded him of his recent break-up with "life partner" aka "The Bear". I think the waterboy was just lonely Friday night!
FUCK YOU guys! I am not going to throw up on the bar that is just insane. We would be asked to leave and told never to come back. That was a bad choice on my behalf. Mikey eat a dick!
There will be a full investigation of the JW and the allegations he is being accused of. Court session will take place at Gators after the game Friday with the commish, the capt, the two witnesses and myself(the voice of reason). I hope its a misunderstanding or I might have to break out the paddle.
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