As far as I'm concerned the G-Men have already won the super bowl. The Giants were picked to finish last in their division this year and now they took out the #1 seeded Cowboys in their first ever playoff matchup. This past Monday could not have been sweeter. Not only did the Giants vanquish my most hated sports franchise, (yes I hate them more than the Red Sox), but to top it off, bi-polar TO ends up crying about his lover Tony Homo. "It's not fair, it's not fair WAAAAAAAAA!!!!" Music to my fuck'in ears. Thanks for the fantasy points TO, now go home and do sit-ups in your driveway until next season you crazy fuck. All of the sudden he cares about his QB after repeatedly throwing Garcia and McNabb under the bus. Psycho.
My absolute joy is in all those fake ass Cowboy fans that have to eat it for a whole year. That's the main reason I hate the Cowboys so much; their fans. I actually don't know how I feel about real Cowboy fans, because I've never met a fucking one. Do you know anyone from Dallas? No you don't. 90% of all Cowboy fans have absolutely no connection to Dallas, Houston, Austin, or the state of Texas at all. They jumped on a bandwagon at some point in their lives because they wanted to root for the popular team instead of the struggling team in their city. I've actually heard from some "Cowboy Fans," that they started rooting for the team because of the star on their helmet. Do I even have to continue at this point. If you're making life long decisions based on pretty pictures, well there's a word for you. And that word is retard. YYaayyy!! Look at the star YYYaaaaaayyyy!!!!