1/24/2008 08:31:00 AM

The Cobra Kai Way

Posted by Keith G.



So much is being written lately about how high profile athletes spend their off days that I just wanted to clear up the Cobra Kai's policy on conducting yourself in the off-season. While the off season is a great time to catch up with friends, family,work, and our super-model like girlfriends we also must stay focused on the task at hand of winning a championship.

Tom Brady was recently seen at a New York nightclub called "Butter" with his super-model girlfriend Giselle Bunchen (or something like that) after arriving at her apartment earlier in the day in a walking cast or otherwise called a walking boot along with flowers. Now I know the superbowl is 2 weeks away but why would you be wearing a cast one minute and then at a nightclub without it the next? And to boot Giselle's ex-boyfriend Leo DiCaprio was there. Man, that had to be the first time in Leo's life where he must have felt like a total schmuck next to one of his ex's and their new boyfriend.

Alot, has been written about Tony Romo spending the week before the Cowboy's playoff loss to the Giants in Mexico with his superstar girlfriend Jessica Simpson. And recently, OJ Mayo the Phenom Freshman from USC has gotten himself into trouble with the NCAA for going to a lakers game and sitting courtside courtesy of Carmelo Anthony. Mayo was at a party one night with Melo and is quoted to have simply said to him "I was talking to him like, `Man, you're out pretty late. You've got a game tomorrow night against Kobe [Bryant],"' Mayo said. "He said, `Nah, it will be all right.' And then he asked, `You want to come to the game?' And I was like, 'Sure.'

Now, I won't get into the NCAA violations here but what is an 18 year old College Freshman doing at a party with Carmelo Anthony and telling him that he is out too late? Don't you think he should be checking himself.....I mean are you going to tell me there wasn't alcohol or pot at this party........

Anyways, getting back to my original point. When we are in public we must always remember that we represent the Cobra Kai team and every decision we make directly affects the team. Always remember to conduct yourself with class cause you never know who is watching. And the night before big games try to take it easy with your supermodel girlfriends and if you are offerred free tickets to a big game you must first consult with Capt. Tucci or myself and offer to bring us to the game before accepting because it may be a Red Bug lake rules violation. However, inviting our beautiful girlfriends to the games is always encouraged unlike TO and the Cowboys discourging Jessica from attending Cowboys games....how else can we blame bad play on our hotties in the stands?

3 comments:

Koko said...

Very well put Keith. Just one question. If about 6 of us would to hypothetically say, I don't know, take off right in the middle of the season with our girfriends to a sweet ass cabin in the mountains of North Carolina . . . .would that be frowned upon?

Rich said...

I plead the 5th

J Dub said...

Can I get in writing what constitutes inappropriate behavior for "The Cobra Kai Way". I am just a little unclear what is acceptable and what is frowned upon.

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